Facebook Statuses About Work

For many, if not most people, work pays the bills but is the biggest thorn in the side of their own happiness. Luckily, work Facebook statuses provide an outlet for frustration and anger. Work Facebook statuses cover many different topics, but you should know that it is inadvisable and quite possibly downright dangerous to criticize your bosses in work Facebook statuses.

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I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
Another long, busy day ahead and it's only Tuesday... shoot me!
it wouldn't be so bad if you get benefits from the state and work for cash if you used the cash to get the f--k off state handouts and out of my paycheck
I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me keep my sanity these days!
says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
off to see the wizard...the wonderful wizard of...nope, who am I kidding, I am off to work...and trust me there is no clicking my heels 3 times on this one...
is Saturday really Saturday when you have to work?
Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
I love my job on my days off!
I hate it when my boss calls my name and I automatically think...What the heck did I do now?
thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
if you can afford alcohol and cigarettes then you don't need Food stamps.
Report Fraud and BE A WHISTLEBLOWER!!
Just checked the obituaries and the Forbes list, didn't find my name on either one. Guess I'll get ready for work.
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?


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