Facebook Statuses About Work

For many, if not most people, work pays the bills but is the biggest thorn in the side of their own happiness. Luckily, work Facebook statuses provide an outlet for frustration and anger. Work Facebook statuses cover many different topics, but you should know that it is inadvisable and quite possibly downright dangerous to criticize your bosses in work Facebook statuses.

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I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. they asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric & cable
I keep clicking on "Home" but I'm still stuck at work. Is the button broken?
Another long, busy day ahead and it's only Tuesday... shoot me!
it wouldn't be so bad if you get benefits from the state and work for cash if you used the cash to get the f--k off state handouts and out of my paycheck
Just checked the obituaries and the Forbes list, didn't find my name on either one. Guess I'll get ready for work.
Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if the work week went by as quickly as our days off??
Getting ready for work, after all I would not want to make all the welfare people who sit on their butts in their WELFARE PJ'S miss out on lobster and steak!
is Saturday really Saturday when you have to work?
hm-mm, go to work or throw myself down the stairs...go to work or throw myself down the stairs.. tough choice. Oh wait, I don't have stairs in my house
I love my job on my days off!
I'm GLAD to be able to go to work everyday-it's the only thing helping me keep my sanity these days!
thinks it's odd how people always notice when you come in late or leave early, but they don't care when you come in early, work late and/or work from home!
says to err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
Report Fraud and BE A WHISTLEBLOWER!!
Just because I work with you doesn't mean I have to like you or be friends with you. It simply means I need to be civil and work-appropriate.
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.


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