Facebook Statuses About Women

For female Facebook users, Facebook statuses about women should be focused on the positive attributes of their own gender. This approach to women Facebook statuses is the best for earning "likes" and positive comments. Men on Facebook should also resist the temptation to post criticizing women Facebook statuses. Such posts might earn cheap laughs but they will get you a bad reputation in the long run.

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Facebook Statuses About Women
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Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN'S INTUITION. We recognize game before you even play it.
Lets be honest. Real women aren't perfect and perfect women aren't real.
the only reason guys don't like Justin Bieber is because they r jealous that all the girls LOVE them and not them! HA-HA
Says,"If it has Tits or Wheels on it,its gonna cause a lot of problems sooner or later"
...wishes their life was like sky plus... fast forward the shit, rewind the giggles and record the moments that mean the most :) x
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel :P
thinks that if you believe men and women are equal, then you clearly have not watched a man try and wrap a Christmas present
ask a woman, "have you ever masturbated?" they go, ewww no way
In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
Facebook Statuses About Women
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So.Women can fake their orgasms.What makes them think we care?
would rather have their head in a sharks mouth, then listen to your complaining and bitching.
Grace and Truth came through Jesus Christ ( John 1:17)
They say every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your life. I have now officially removed the adult-diaper years...
Why as a Society do we hide behind a mask to express love,hugs and kisses or friendship on Holiday's, When God is working year round?
I'm a woman, When I'm mad I'm a demon spawn that just bursted up from hell and when I'm happy I bake muffins and shit.
Say it Loud.......I'm Black and I'm Proud!
ask a woman, "have you ever ed?" they go, ewww no way


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