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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
HEY LADIES; "Don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman a man needs!"
Lets be honest. Real women aren't perfect and perfect women aren't real.
why is it that when you like someone, they either like someone else, or live somewhere else?
Women gain weight because we have so much information & wisdom in our heads that we run out of storage space... it goes to our butt instead!!!
The way to a woman's heart is a long road; but shortcuts are made of chocolate.
says, inside this body is a thin woman screaming to get out. That's okay, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate
Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN'S INTUITION. We recognize game before you even play it.
Dear Heavenly Father, please finish what You've begun in me. I yield all that I am to You so I can become the blessing You designed me to be. In Jesus' name.
Facebook Statuses About Women
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ask a woman, "have you ever masturbated?" they go, ewww no way
the only reason guys don't like Justin Bieber is because they r jealous that all the girls LOVE them and not them! HA-HA
Says,"If it has Tits or Wheels on it,its gonna cause a lot of problems sooner or later"
They say every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your life. I have now officially removed the adult-diaper years...
In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
Never underestimate a woman who has been through hell and back!
thinks that if you believe men and women are equal, then you clearly have not watched a man try and wrap a Christmas present
would rather have their head in a sharks mouth, then listen to your complaining and bitching.

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