Facebook Statuses About Women

For female Facebook users, Facebook statuses about women should be focused on the positive attributes of their own gender. This approach to women Facebook statuses is the best for earning "likes" and positive comments. Men on Facebook should also resist the temptation to post criticizing women Facebook statuses. Such posts might earn cheap laughs but they will get you a bad reputation in the long run.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
HEY LADIES; "Don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman a man needs!"
The way to a woman's heart is a long road; but shortcuts are made of chocolate.
Never underestimate the power of a WOMAN'S INTUITION. We recognize game before you even play it.
Lets be honest. Real women aren't perfect and perfect women aren't real.
says, inside this body is a thin woman screaming to get out. That's okay, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate
why is it that when you like someone, they either like someone else, or live somewhere else?
the only reason guys don't like Justin Bieber is because they r jealous that all the girls LOVE them and not them! HA-HA
Dear Heavenly Father, please finish what You've begun in me. I yield all that I am to You so I can become the blessing You designed me to be. In Jesus' name.
Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above
Says,"If it has Tits or Wheels on it,its gonna cause a lot of problems sooner or later"
...wishes their life was like sky plus... fast forward the shit, rewind the giggles and record the moments that mean the most :) x
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel :P
Women gain weight because we have so much information & wisdom in our heads that we run out of storage space... it goes to our butt instead!!!
Never underestimate a woman who has been through hell and back!
If women live in dream land,it's because men live in a land of bullshit!
would rather have their head in a sharks mouth, then listen to your complaining and bitching.


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