Witty Facebook Statuses

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Quit using the same lame sarcastic " your right, im wrong". Its not about who's right or who's wrong. It's about WHAT is right.......So can i please eat my fruity pebbles in peace without hearing any of your CONSTANT BITCHING ?!?!
I Feel, Well, Like I'm gonna get on someones nerves today :)
Those of us that can embrace our past are the ones that have learned from our mistakes. Those of us that try to hide the past are still making the same mistakes
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
Raise up your middle finger and wave goodbye.
just imagine if the Pilgrims killed a cat insted of a turkey we all would be eating pussy
says crazy is a relative term. Most of my relatives have it. LOL
wants to thank Crown, Jack, Jose, and that oddly placed Camel for all of your support!!!
It's never too late to learn something useless.
I can't stand it when people put song lyrics in their status updates, because they remind me of somebody that I used to know.
Witty Facebook Statuses
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why don't you shut your FUCKING face. if i wanted to hear your voice id shove my hand up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet
Never a horse that could not be rode, or a rider that could not be thrown.
Love doesn't hurt, if your relationship involves being hurt, get the hell out of the situation, use your strengths to get out of the situation
My boyfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two boyfriends. =]
Santa is being accused of k' being Easter buny and then tryed to punch im in the balls oh wait sure they got a sex chain to girl ?? :O did i just see a tail
When I'm with you at night it feels as if it were day. -the millionaire's 1st love
if no one has told you today they love you, neither am I.
:) ~ For guys its bros before who-es ~ for girls its chick before dick ~ for me its Who Eva has my back when i need it ! ~ ! ~ !


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