Weird Facebook Statuses

In today's messed-up world, weird stuff is more common than ever. While weirdness can be worrying, it is also good fodder for weird Facebook statuses. The fact is you always have plenty of stuff to choose from with Facebook statuses about weird stuff. But don't go overboard with weird Facebook statuses. You have to keep a balance or readers may start to get worried about you.

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Weird Facebook Statuses
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In'st it werid, you can sltil raed tihs eevn thguoh the ltetrs are mxied up? It's beuacse the brian raeds the wrod as a wohle. Not the invdiadul wrod! Sratnge!!
Just saw the devil on their shoulder drop kick their angel off, this cant be good D:
thinks that you're just jealous cos the doctor called ME special. Haha, sucker!!!
did not LOSE their mind.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - means to fear long words... well isn't that weird
says I'm not weird, I'm normal with a splash of awesome, which sometimes confuses people!!
enjoys the real world.... but prefers living in their own so much more!!!!
is drunk!!! The bitch in the mirror is copying me, they does everything I do, and they won't stop it!!
you think I'm crazy? well at least the pink donkey in the corner likes me better. that's right go ahead. look . hes there. waiting to kill u.
If u knew wat was goin on in my head......U would run like FUCK!!!
Weird Facebook Statuses
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is off to paint the moon pink with a purple penguin called Cecil.
is reading twilight go away stop reading me status go play dumb farm-ville or yo-ville or something i BITE!
why is that, whenever you scratch your ass, you feel the need to sniff your just me then :D
oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! guess what? what the crap! i forgot it
When one sees the reflection of jelly beans, put yourself between the universe and bacon, for the sea of tranquility smells like smoked salmon
wonders, has anyone been told how to get to Sesame Street??
is on their way to crazy land. Snacks- check, Voices - check, happy pills ... oh shit!
If I disappeared right now, where would you look for me? Think hard!Lemme know!


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