Twilight Facebook Statuses

If you liked the Twilight series andespecially the last movie, you might want to use a Twilight Facebook status on your facebook page. No matter if you prefer Edward or Jacob you can always find some Twilight Facebook statuses to express your opinion. There are even some Facebook statuses about Twilight for those that don't really like he series and just want to be sarcastic about it.

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Twilight Facebook Statuses
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Bella gets Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. For the rest of us. Well, let's face it, we get no one. Who's up for Team Push Bella Off a Cliff?
Has anyone heard of this new disease going around called Twilight? Symptoms: reading same thing over and over, staring helplessly at You Tube trailers, drooling
says: forget choosing between Team Edward and Team Jacob.. I'm all about Team Threesome!!
I am not team Jacob or Edward because I hate twilight and everything about it. SO STOP ASKING!!
Team Carlisle fans reply,
In the 1st book i fell in love..in the 2nd book i got ripped in half..the 3rd book i was put back together again..but the 4th book killed me!! It said The End:(
I'm the person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal :)
My rules: if it's pretty, it's mine.. if it's shiny, it's mine.. if it's sparkly, it must be Jasper Cullen therefore...it's mine.
I went outside at Twilight, to see the New Moon, then i saw an Eclipse right before Breaking Dawn
You smile I smile You laugh I laugh You cry I cry You Say Justin Bieber is better than Twilight I'll push you in front of a train!!!
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If Taylor Laughter was about to jump off a cliff i would cry. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff i would be the one to push their. END OF STORY..
"Ouch paper-cut!" *looks around* "Ouch paper-cut!" *looks around again* "Dang it, Jasper, WHERE ARE YOU?"
Sorry, I'd rather have a warm cuddly wolf than a cold guy that sparkles.
Dracula..Barnabus..Louis & LESTAT..Spike & Angel..Selene & Kraven..ERIC & Bill..Edward & EMMETT..Stephan & Damon Wow so many hot Vamps to choose from! :)
"you give me everything just by breathing."
Bella: "Edward." Jacob: "Bella." Edward: "Jacob, when did you start getting so sexy?!"
I'm looking for a guy with gold eyes sexy voice strong and a vegetarian pretty much like Edward Cullen
Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.

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