Tired Facebook Statuses

When you find yourself feeling tired and losing the will to live, it's probably time for you to go to bed. However, before logging off, why not post tired Facebook statuses? If you play your cards right, tired Facebook statuses will work for you overnight, and you will wake to be notified of some good activity in response to your tired Facebook statuses.

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Dear Mr. Sandman, I think you lost my address. I live on the corner of Sleepless Road and Insomnia Street. Look for the bleary-eyed, crazy person in the road...
..tired of all the stress.. just want to stop the world from spinning for a minute and just breathe...
My ass is dragging so bad I think I'll have to pick it up and carry it!
Dear Sleep, I cheated on you this week with Stress, but I hope that you will forgive me and that we can spend ALL weekend making up. Love, Me
is hanging up the wonder woman cape. Contrary to popular belief I can't do it ALL!
is mentally and emotionally drained! I would have added physically,but I can still wiggle a pinky.
My brain has officially shut down for the day...body soon to follow. :]
's body is up but the brain is not awake. Large doses of caffeine are required immediately if not sooner, and preferably through an intravenous line.
My pillow is about to get some head and my sheets some ass, wish you were here with me so I could change that!
<~~ Tired, cranky, and in DESPERATE need of a nap!!!
yeah I'm up, NO I'm not happy about it.
Not sure if i should take a nap...or cry about being tired
is at risk of swallowing their face because they can't stop yawning.
You know you're past the point of tired when a zombie can look at you and say, "Wow, you look like crap! Go crawl back in your grave!"
has a serious case of T.O.P.W.O.P.S (Tired Of Putting-Up With Other People's Shit!)
Is as worn out as a mood ring on someone with bipolar disorder.
Damn! I'm so tired that when I bent over the motivation just shot right out of my ass! Now that's tired.
ever been so tired you just don't give a sh*t? Yeah, that's where I am.


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