Facebook Statuses About Sleep

When you've been burning the candle at both ends again – either through excessive studying or partying – a lack of sleep is always a good topic for sleep Facebook statuses. It is fair to say that posting sleep Facebook statuses never gets old, as many people out there reading their Timeline will identify with the sentiments expressed in witty, timely Facebook statuses about sleep.

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Facebook Statuses About Sleep
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Im in a relationship with sleep and i get some everynite...and if im lucky i get some during the day
off to bed...evil schemes don't dream themselves up.
Saying goodnight is not just putting an end to the day, it's a way of saying "I'm thinking of you" before I go to sleep.
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet or I need to get some sleep!
is laying down their head, closing their eyes and is off to a place where they writes their own happy ending...
I think sleep has decided that we are no longer friends. :( I miss you sleep! Please come back to me!
Oh God why am I still awake? Why am I still trying to convince myself browsing Facebook one last time is a good idea?
I hate the time before you go to sleep at night
Dear sleep... I miss you babe. Dear insomnia.. I'm so done with you! Dear reality.. dammit! REALLY? Hi insomnia, whats going on?
Facebook Statuses About Sleep
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\u200e"Sometimes you have to sleep with certain people to get what you want. In my instance, never."
Is off to bed But will be thinking of you while I do it, Night Facebook :D <3
Off to sleep and dream about my favorite place in the world, right next to you wrapped in your arms. Now if only I could make that dream my reality.
is heading off to check their eyelids for light leaks
I was hopping to see my friend "Clean" but I ended up seeing my friend "Lazy". And I think my friend "Sleep" will be here soon!
Well seriously think again coz ur sat on fb:L.
is fighting the urge to sleep...just 5 more minutes on fb...no, I think sleep is winning, have a good night, or good morning to those starting their day :)
Welcome aboard "Sleepy" airlines, all passengers on bed, hug your pillows and fasten your quilt, the flight will be leaving soon, Enjoy your flight ;) Goodnight


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