When a relationship founders on the rocks and you find yourself single again, why not exploit this topic online with witty Facebook statuses about being single? There is no use playing the blame game with your ex; instead, single Facebook statuses will get your life moving again. In fact, single Facebook statuses could lead to you finding a new love in your life.

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You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. ;)
Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy.Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. "Sex and the City"
is single and it will take some-one very special to change it ;)
So (no)SCRUBS
I"m tired of hearing 'There are plenty of fish in the sea'! Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell!!
loves being single and not having to answer to anybody, doing what ya want, who ya want, when ya want!!!
life's a bitch then you die or marry one...hm it both is death one way or another just one is less painful!!!
I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!
Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won't make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon
met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where's my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?
Facebook Statuses For Singles
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I don't need a guy to tell me they love me or that they will always be there for me because my best friends already do that!
needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..
"Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get" - Sex in the City
I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley
~Just because my status says I'm single, does NOT mean I'm looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!~
No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great
Ok let me get this straight, you are relying on me being a gentlemen .. lmao you idiot!!
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.

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