When a relationship founders on the rocks and you find yourself single again, why not exploit this topic online with witty Facebook statuses about being single? There is no use playing the blame game with your ex; instead, single Facebook statuses will get your life moving again. In fact, single Facebook statuses could lead to you finding a new love in your life.

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Facebook Statuses For Singles
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Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!
it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
thinks being single is like having a McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It :)
Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won't make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon
I wish Facebook would change "Single" to "Riding Solo." It would sound much cooler
I'm a free bitch baby. :)
hi Hun I'm home ........damn !! forgot i was single
has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"!!
I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.
has already met Mr player, Mr bullshit, Mr fxckabout, Mr jealous, Mr slag & Mr stress so where's Mr Right? (:
Facebook Statuses For Singles
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Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3
Don't be a woman who needs a man... Be the woman a man needs... Because every woman is worth fighting for... But not every man is worth you...
Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas
I"m tired of hearing 'There are plenty of fish in the sea'! Who wants a fish?? They're slimy and they smell!!
is changing their relationship status to 'crazy cat lady'
enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service... or at least an m.o.t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.
Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

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