When a relationship founders on the rocks and you find yourself single again, why not exploit this topic online with witty Facebook statuses about being single? There is no use playing the blame game with your ex; instead, single Facebook statuses will get your life moving again. In fact, single Facebook statuses could lead to you finding a new love in your life.

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Facebook Statuses For Singles
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says the reason I'm single is cause you can't handle this girl
wishes people didn't think that single parent means desperate for sex... it doesn't!!
I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE'.. =]
Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas
is still very much single! So is now taking applications if you think your suitable for the position apply here the pay is terrible but the benefits r great...
Everyone always says "You need to get a boyfriend! It's great having a boyfriend!" then I say "Its even better not suffering heart break". Single ladies rock ;)
I'm tired of hearing "there are plenty of fish in the sea" well not anymore! The dang oil spill got em'! Now what am i gonna do?~ Single~
You know you are single when you have 2 underwear drawers. The Everyday drawer and The "You might get laid tonight" drawer!
...would rather be single and feel lonely at times, than to be in a relationship and feel alone when my partner is standing right next to me.
I know for damn sure what love is... cause bet your ass the last mother fucker showed me EVERYTHING IT'S NOT! *Ridin Solo*
Facebook Statuses For Singles
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is single and looking for a guy who's not an ass hole, who knows what they wants and won't play games
Free to a good home:- one heart, slightly battered, in need of some TLC
Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don't have to worry about being disappointed.
I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don't have to worry about hiding who I really am (:
I'm not picky, I just have standards
"Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies." - Sex in the City
What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say. .
they'll get here some day.

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