Facebook Statuses For Singles

When a relationship founders on the rocks and you find yourself single again, why not exploit this topic online with witty Facebook statuses about being single? There is no use playing the blame game with your ex; instead, single Facebook statuses will get your life moving again. In fact, single Facebook statuses could lead to you finding a new love in your life.

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Facebook Statuses For Singles
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If you don't deserve me, don't attempt me. I'd rather stay single then play games!
Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart
I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.
i just want someone who holds me tight ,and keeps me safe and warm while i sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?
I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!
When I'm single all I see are happy couples!!!
they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.
Facebook should change "single" to "riding solo"
<-- is thinking the ONLY "good thing" about being single during the winter time is ya don't have to worry about someone stealing the blankets off of ya ~D L T~
Facebook Statuses For Singles
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i'm single not because i don't pray for love. i'm single because i don't play around with love
Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!
it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!
thinks being single is like having a McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It :)
I wish Facebook would change "Single" to "Riding Solo." It would sound much cooler
Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won't make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon
I'm a free bitch baby. :)
I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.


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