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Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now they's doing three to five
says I couldn't ask for better friends . . . I could ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :) !!!! xx
is workin' hard...thousands of welfare recipients are counting on me!
Time to change.. will I go more to the Left or the Right? HELP ME FIND MY MIND cos i think i put it left or right
Careful I am stuck on Status Shuffle. Be prepared to have status update regularly and laugh completely
Knock! Knock!..Who's there?..You..You who?..YOOOOOOUUUUUUU..WHOOOOOOOO!
just remember, "There are plenty of fish in the sea" Oops! There's an oil spill... never mind!
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
When you cry i cry. When you laugh i laugh. when you fall down the stairs, i laugh again.
just farted so hard that their shadow fell down.
Silly Facebook Statuses
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hey you darn wood chucks, quit chucking my wood.
you know me..cause you met like me..cause you know me..your my friend..cause you understand me..and your in my life forever BECAUSE you accept me <3
just wants to note that people who say anything is possible, CLEARLY haven't tried slamming a revolving door
once your pants catch fire, the fact that you're lying becomes less important.
hates when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see!
is amazed that you can hold your nose and hum at the same time. Ha Ha! You can't! Comment if you tried this!
's Prayer : Please god stop me from writing on my status when I'm Pissed.because in the morning I wonder. Who's the f**k's been on my Facebook????
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!

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