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I feel like I should clean the house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.
lives in a constant state of confusion. Seriously, I have no idea what's going on. Ever.
When you're feeling down, and when your feeling blue; just remember peopleofwalmart.com will always be there for you.
This morning i took the governments advice and on my journey to work i took a snow shovel, big blanket and a hazard light. I looked a right idiot on bus
When ever u have a problem,just sing your favorite song!
says Friends..........Friends are like butt cheeks.Crap might separate them, But they always come back together
got thrown out of a casino last night... apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table!
whilst on the face book page Press Up, Down,Left,Right,Left,Right, enter key then right click Then press up then down & magic circles will appear
Off to bed to dream of headbanging leprechauns drinking Jager bombs with Purple bunnies! Happy dreams Facebook!
I went to the gym the other day, and they got a new machine in, i used it for an hour then i started to feel sick, its great tho, it does Mars bars, Snickers
Silly Facebook Statuses
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I have skills. I can wink both eyes at the same time. It's true!
Don't grab life by the horns, Grab it by the balls
<-- just got to level 250 in Who-gives-a-shit-ville
says I couldn't ask for better friends . . . I could ask for more NORMAL friends but not better ones :) !!!! xx
is workin' hard...thousands of welfare recipients are counting on me!
Time to change.. will I go more to the Left or the Right? HELP ME FIND MY MIND cos i think i put it left or right
Careful I am stuck on Status Shuffle. Be prepared to have status update regularly and laugh completely
Knock! Knock!..Who's there?..You..You who?..YOOOOOOUUUUUUU..WHOOOOOOOO!

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