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got thrown out of a casino last night... apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table!
has accepted that fact that the world couldn't handle two of me =,)
says Friends..........Friends are like butt cheeks.Crap might separate them, But they always come back together
I'm not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'.
I love you, you love me, together we will kill Barney, with a baseball bat and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaur (:
Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm definitely the most colourful!!
Sometimes I like to let my mind wander...darn thing is, most times it forgets to return!!
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If food falls in your cleavage do you eat it?
I was to lazy to get up to find something..I tried looking around my area. But nothing. So I stood up & there it was underneath my ass the whole time!
What do you call an addiction to Cheerios? Cereal Monogamy!
doesn't need a brain. they has google :D
to do list: play hide and go seek with oompa loompas, go to Narnia, get flying lessons from Harry Potter, and go blow bubbles with Spongebob
Sometimes I feel like chunky peanut butter -- spread to thin and a little nutty.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!:D *
When ever u have a problem,just sing your favorite song!

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