Silly Facebook Statuses

Silliness is something that always works on Facebook. The world's most widely-used social networking site has built itself on levity and light-hearted banter. Therefore, you cannot go wrong with silly Facebook statuses. They always elicit a response so, if you are looking for activity, silly Facebook statuses are a priority. We have a constantly updated selection of silly Facebook statuses here on this website.

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Sometimes I feel like chunky peanut butter -- spread to thin and a little nutty.
is amazed that you can hold your nose and hum at the same time. Ha Ha! You can't! Comment if you tried this!
Do not judge me because my favourite number in the alphabet is purple! ;)
I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my...other handle. Holy crap I'm a sugar bowl!! Why didn't anyone ever tell me!!!
<-- just got to level 250 in Who-gives-a-shit-ville
Words of Wisdom: "Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you"
Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now they's doing three to five
Knock! Knock!..Who's there?..You..You who?..YOOOOOOUUUUUUU..WHOOOOOOOO!
you know me..cause you met like me..cause you know me..your my friend..cause you understand me..and your in my life forever BECAUSE you accept me <3
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
has lost their wait...there they are...rolling down the hill...Run Forrest, run!!
I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it. Then of course I did it.
s currently running around my backyard with a blanket over my head pretending to be an undercover agent!
just remember, "There are plenty of fish in the sea" Oops! There's an oil spill... never mind!
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
just wants to note that people who say anything is possible, CLEARLY haven't tried slamming a revolving door
My life is one clown short of a circus.
Why do people say they slept like a baby? Is it because they wake up every two hours or is it because they wake up with a load in their jammies?


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