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you know me..cause you met me..you like me..cause you know me..your my friend..cause you understand me..and your in my life forever BECAUSE you accept me <3
Do not judge me because my favourite number in the alphabet is purple! ;)
I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my...other handle. Holy crap I'm a sugar bowl!! Why didn't anyone ever tell me!!!
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Sometimes I feel like chunky peanut butter -- spread to thin and a little nutty.
Words of Wisdom: "Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you"
is amazed that you can hold your nose and hum at the same time. Ha Ha! You can't! Comment if you tried this!
I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it. Then of course I did it.
<---------- OMG THAT'S ME ON YOUR COMPUTER...... HI FRIEND
Mary, Mary quite contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a rather odd weed; Now they's doing three to five
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has lost their marbles...no wait...there they are...rolling down the hill...Run Forrest, run!!
s currently running around my backyard with a blanket over my head pretending to be an undercover agent!
I'm a little tea pot short and stout,here is my handle and here is my spout,piss me off and I will shout,get your shit and please get out!!
jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick Jill's ass. jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock, cause Jill's a pre-op tranny!!
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
just wants to note that people who say anything is possible, CLEARLY haven't tried slamming a revolving door
My life is one clown short of a circus.
Why do people say they slept like a baby? Is it because they wake up every two hours or is it because they wake up with a load in their jammies?

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