Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Floats like a butterfly, Stings like a bee and fucks like a rabbit trippin on E!!!!!
condom says to Tampax"you put me outta business for 1 week a month." Tampax says to condom "if you don't do your job i loose mine for 9 months."
A guy knows when a relationship is serious when they realize that they're sleeping with just one girl... And they're OK with it.<33
If I'm not having sex, why would I need a smoke break?
want to learn about sex,Sex is a SENSATION caused by TEMPTATION were a boy sticks their LOCATION in a girls DESTINATION
People are always telling me to be good!!! What they don't realize is I am ALWAYS GOOD I just never behave
wen im an adult, 5 things ill do:1)wakeup2)eat3)drink4)fuck5)sleep = my life
damn right I'm good in bed, i can pull moves you wouldn't believe, there's: the fart, burp, snore, talk in my sleep, the roll over and the steal all the doona.
if they has diarrhea and blows ass juice all over you... no amount of technique is gonna get past the fact they just shit on you,
is wondering: Do doggies ever do it people-style?
when you called me a bitch i smiled and said thank you for calling me a Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-on's. :)
needs to get laid..and i dont mean like lets make love..I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts ! :P
some people are the ones that their mom should have swallowed
Quote of the day ~ "Every man wants a proper lady in public, a gourmet chef in the kitchen and a naughty girl in the bedroom."
A full week is like sex, foreplay M-F, then the fast/quickie weekend, followed by the awwwww of disappointment on Monday.
"Sexy" is a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes.
why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch!


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