Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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You can have sex at 16, but cant watch it til you're 18, so what you supposed to do? Do it with your eyes shut?!
I M 2 6 C 4 U Like this if you get it :)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... Well, except for Herpes. U bring that shit home with you!
Women have magic powers they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, make boneless things hard, and make men eat without cooking.
If you have sex to music, use the live version CD, this way you get an applause every so often!
If you have sex on the computer table with the keyboard under your ass, is it classed as Cybersex? :)~ :)~ :)~
whats hairy on the outside n wet on the inside begins with C and ends with T ?
elephant walks up to camel, "why have you got 2 boobs on your back?" Camel replies "Why have you got a massive penis on your face?"
Best engine ever made is a P*ssy.It takes any size piston,self lubricates,starts with one finger & does its own oil change every 28 days!
sex is lyk maths, yoo add the bed, minus the clothes, divide your legs, leave your solution, and hope you don't multiply!!
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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who wants boobies when you can have a Willy
if u love me ,come and love me harder
beep me aw yea sex me aw ya i go in and out in and out keep going
little boy asks mummy"wheres my new pussy cat"?"what pussy cat"?asks mummy,"the one you were telling daddy to kiss last night" .
isn't right for everyone. Side effects: sexual urges, night sweats, increased heart rate & extremely wonderful muscles contractions - proceed with caution!
knows someone that they wants to make go mmmmmmmmmmmm...
If u woke up & saw me in your bed would u? 1 Go back to sleep. 2 Tell me to leave. 3 Cuddle me. 4 Have sex with me. 5 Make me breakfast. 6 Call the cops.
you are alone with your wife. you say"i am bored" your wife says"you can stroke my pussy" you dirty people i mean pussy cat


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