Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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says I had a wet dream about you last night......... . I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff..... :P
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
says, "Sorry can't talk now. Busy licking the thick white stuff off the top of a long hard thing! WHAT?! You pervert!! I'm eating Vanilla ice cream off a cone!
Ready for a night of Blow Jobs, Sex on the beach, and Orgasm's... I'm talking about Drinks you sick minded people!!
Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ...
A penis has a hard life,its family is nuts,its best friend is a pussy, its neighbor is an ass hole and its owner beats them.
Don't be shy :)
Anal feels like a blowjob and sex at the same time! :o the real reason why theres gays
is aware of the difference between right and wrong. Wrong is the fun one!
sex on the table, over by the stove, put you on the counter by the butter rolls...lol
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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I believe sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing, sex between 5 people now that's fantastic.
little miss muffet sat on their tuffet with a dildo as long as their arm... along came tigger with a dick even bigger and did their some serious harm
Dream big, live life, hav amazing sex, or something like that :P
wants some hot nasty kinky sex. Thanks vibrator. I would go insane without you.
my back aches my bras to tight my boobs sway from left to right whoo!
is freaking good in bed...and can go for hours! Sleep that is. Get your mind out of the gutter! Good night all!
eating pussy is like driving a car..One false move and you could hit the asshole in front of you!
single man


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