Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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If u woke up & saw me in your bed would u? 1 Go back to sleep. 2 Tell me to leave. 3 Cuddle me. 4 Have sex with me. 5 Make me breakfast. 6 Call the cops.
you are alone with your wife. you say"i am bored" your wife says"you can stroke my pussy" you dirty people i mean pussy cat
1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war...5,6,7,8 I used this hand to masturbate.
A. They have cotton balls
along come a fox,
is thinking they needs a little fun in their life.
Being a hotmail, I'll ask Jeeves when I can take u back to myspace where I can twitter ur yahoo while u google my youtube and I msn all over ur facebook.
he looks at her and asks Want me to fuck you again baby
I wonder if the first two people who had sex knew what they were doing.
how many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare, just so you can roll over and punch them in the head? ;)
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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is as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch
is thinking.. have u ever wondered if your mom has given your dad a blow job and then gave u a kiss goodnight? i bet ur wonderin it now
says, I'm not a problem, I'm a challenge!
's wondering how to snakes have sex?
Hey dude, when you actually have a vagina you can tell me what mine feels like and what to do with it. For now you need to respect it's complexity and fuck off.
is thinking of a certain some who does a certain something that makes a certain something else happen, and u certainly know who u r!!
wishes money would have sex in their pocket and multiply
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?


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