Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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' says safe sex is a padded headboard
I wonder if that getting fucked daily by the U.S.Army and being paid qualifies me as a whore or cheap escort
has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city
I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it. i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i luv escalators now
When a woman gets pregnant everyone comes up and rubs her belly saying congratulations, well why don't they go up to the guy, rub his cock and say congrats?
Want to see something interesting? Well, it isn't this status. However, the person in the picture next to this status is interesting, sexy, and awesome.
just got a call from the police. They're looking for two people, one is sexy, the other is retarded. So grab your helmet and crayons and get running!
BEST FRIENDS will tell you bluntly they are having sex.
Someone told me to go f**k myself. I found out I'm a horrible lay.
i want some 1 who's gonna slam me up against the wall n kiss me like they mean it!!
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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...Roses are red, violets are blue... The bed is broke, but the sofa will do... 0: )
's havin dinna wiv the family of pink monkeys tht always eat blue bananas wile havin sex wiv the yelo pigins tht give birth 2 purple penguins
I've just been fired by Pepsi. I tested positive for Coke
Samantha,Sex in the City
those who had me want more from me those who did not missed the fuck out ha ha ha :P
says I don't need sex...the government fucks me on a daily basis!
Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
is anyone else thinking what I am thinking?


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