Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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eating pussy is like driving a car..One false move and you could hit the asshole in front of you!
bad way to talk to the kids about sex.. Sex is GREAT.. the best ever!!
Using an electric toothbrush is like using a vibrator...can you really go back to manual once you've used electric?? :P
finds it funny how children in the dark cause accidents and accidents in the dark cause children.
you can do it put your back into it, I can do it put your ass into it,don't stop get it get it don't stop hit it.
3...4 we're on the floor
I guess "my dick" was the wrong answer...
I'm SO GOOD in BED! ~~ Yup. ~~ I like 7, 8, even 9 ~~ Long, Deep ~~ HOURS of SLEEP! ~~~ What did you think I was going to say? ~~ LOL! ~~ Goodnight, facebook!
is freaking good in bed...and can go for hours! Sleep that is. Get your mind out of the gutter! Good night all!
Mom said, if I could dream it...I could do it. I dreamt of you last night, so...what time should I come over?
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex,
Any man can have sex with a woman. It takes a REAL man to make that woman enjoy it!
Big tits are like power windows in a new car. Sure they're great, but as long as I have something to roll down, I'm good ;) - The Ass Man
A Wise Man once said "You should treat Ur women the way u treat Ur vacuum cleaner!!! when it stops sucking........ . change the fucking bag"!!
my back aches my bras to tight my boobs sway from left to right whoo!
Says...if i'm smiling then i'm probably thinking of something dirty! :D
Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)
Who's guilty? A wife dreaming shouts, "Quick my husband's back!" The man gets out of bed jumps out the window then realizes, "Damn it, I AM the husband!"


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