Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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condom says to Tampax"you put me outta business for 1 week a month." Tampax says to condom "if you don't do your job i loose mine for 9 months."
A guy knows when a relationship is serious when they realize that they're sleeping with just one girl... And they're OK with it.<33
The voices told me to work less, f#%k more, drink lots, and party hard... who am I to argue??
is wondering: Do doggies ever do it people-style?
Flowers 20 quid, Meal and Movie 60 quid, Hotel room for the night 140 quid, The look on ya face when they tells you shes on their period, FUCKIN PRICELESS!
needs to get laid..and i dont mean like lets make love..I mean fuck like a porn star till it hurts ! :P
damn right I'm good in bed, i can pull moves you wouldn't believe, there's: the fart, burp, snore, talk in my sleep, the roll over and the steal all the doona.
A full week is like sex, foreplay M-F, then the fast/quickie weekend, followed by the awwwww of disappointment on Monday.
"Sexy" is a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the eyes.
People are always telling me to be good!!! What they don't realize is I am ALWAYS GOOD I just never behave
Facebook Statuses About Sex
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why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch!
i like big dick
A guy asks a girl - You ever have magic sex? Girl says, No, what's that? Guy says We F#ck, then you disappear...Tada Bitch."
If I'm not having sex, why would I need a smoke break?
I keep hearing voices urging me to do inappropriate things. They're called my friends.
wen im an adult, 5 things ill do:1)wakeup2)eat3)drink4)fuck5)sleep = my life
some people are the ones that their mom should have swallowed
if they has diarrhea and blows ass juice all over you... no amount of technique is gonna get past the fact they just shit on you,


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