Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

I want to go down on you and make you really happy, then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good, yours sincerely, Petrol prices.
Having sex before marriage is like sampling a food before agreeing to eat it everyday for the rest of your life.
If you can't make me think, laugh, or cum, then FUCK OFF
A woman's boyfriend was setting up her computer, and he had to enter a password. So he put: "my penis". And the computer said: "Sorry, to short" ;)
Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..the lets try another size shoe!
The right way to kiss a girl: -Push their up against the wall -grip their waist tightly -and kiss their like you mean it...
~*~Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me until we both explode!~*~
if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
Definition of K.I.N.D: kinky individual,naughty desires
The Sperm Whale is the 2nd largest Whale in the ocean and ejaculates 100,000 oz (625 gallons) of sperm a day - and people wonder why the sea tastes so salty ;o)
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!
A guy asks a girl - You ever have magic sex? Girl says, No, what's that? Guy says We F#ck, then you disappear...Tada Bitch."
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I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!
Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
is thinking about biting Ur neck and scratching Ur back followed by screaming Oh My God!!! Think u can handle it??


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