Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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is thinking about biting Ur neck and scratching Ur back followed by screaming Oh My God!!! Think u can handle it??
massage and lick it, rub it a little and kiss it , don't be shy just slide your fingers in gently and feel the wetness. cadburys cream egg how do u eat yours?
A woman's boyfriend was setting up her computer, and he had to enter a password. So he put: "my penis". And the computer said: "Sorry, to short" ;)
Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
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A guy asks a girl - You ever have magic sex? Girl says, No, what's that? Guy says We F#ck, then you disappear...Tada Bitch."
Having sex before marriage is like sampling a food before agreeing to eat it everyday for the rest of your life.
Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..the lets try another size shoe!
The Sperm Whale is the 2nd largest Whale in the ocean and ejaculates 100,000 oz (625 gallons) of sperm a day - and people wonder why the sea tastes so salty ;o)
I want to go down on you and make you really happy, then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good, yours sincerely, Petrol prices.
If you can't make me think, laugh, or cum, then FUCK OFF
The right way to kiss a girl: -Push their up against the wall -grip their waist tightly -and kiss their like you mean it...
if your naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty head up to mine
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
I read smoking was bad for you, so I quit. I read drinking was bad for you, I quit that too. Now I read sex is bad for you? Fuck that! I'm gonna quit reading!!
~*~Love me tender, Love me sweet, Tie my hands, Then tie my feet, Fuck me hard, Then fuck me slow, Fuck me until we both explode!~*~
Definition of K.I.N.D: kinky individual,naughty desires
Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!


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