Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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THE ONLY REASON I'D KICK YOU OUT OF BED IS TO FUCK YOU ON THE FLOOR.. Book Me www.londonescortsimperial.co.uk
Me + You - clothes + bed x 1hr = sexy-time ; ) www.londonescortsimperial.co.uk
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
if u want me, come and get me www.londonescortsimperial.co.uk
Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, they's innocent. When they watches it and smiles, they knows they can do it better!
Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowly, still hurtin, oh ya ..the lets try another size shoe!
says "Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirt goes up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff- stick it in!"
[QUESTION] If we were stuck in a lift together for 4 hours, what would we do to amuse ourselves ... answers below:
At da Min: 79,000,000 peopl r engaged in sex, 58,000,000 r kissin. 37,000,000 r relaxin after sex. 1 lonely bugger is readin status's. u hang in there sunshine!
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Facebook Statuses About Sex
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Wife says to her husband, "Your boss called today and said you were fired." Husband says, "FUCK HIM!" Wife says, "I already did. You go back to work on Monday."
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i want some 1 who's gonna slam me up against the wall n kiss me like they mean it!!
is thinking about biting Ur neck and scratching Ur back followed by screaming Oh My God!!! Think u can handle it??
i want to fuck
Pimps up, hoes down. Make your girl pull her clothes down. Her hair down and Im down. Her phone off so dont dial.


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