Facebook Statuses About School

So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.

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Facebook Statuses About School
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"Mrs. I have to P. "Okay, John but sing the alphabet before you go." "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z!" Were is the P ?""Running down my leg."
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Teacher:stand up if u think your stupid. *one boy stands up* Teacher:so u think your stupid?
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is coming down with something. I think it is dontwanttogotoschoolmonday! ;)
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last day of freedom until we all go back to prison...
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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is playing the "Not Study" game. Anyone else want to join?
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Boy asks teacher "can you get into trouble for something you havent done?" the teacher replies "no" the boy says "that's good then cus i aint done my homework"!
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School Supplies= $50. Backpack= $20. School starting again & no more fighting siblings all summer long= PRICELESS!!!
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Teacher:why don't you have a writing utensil? Student:its 7 am your lucky I'm even dressed
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Teachers say "You're here to learn." You reply "No, I'm here because it's the law."
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Homework causes brain damage
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First day of school, last day of sanity
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To my child's Teacher this year: ha ha ha ha ha ha have fun!!
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school has gone from i "can't wait to go back to see all of my friends" to "Do i have to get up and go today Mom"
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE : Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : George!
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...wonders why homework use to be 1+1=2, and now its Y-2Y=4(X-7)Y=777-X-9-0987655>_< AGGGGGHH!!!my brain hurts!!!
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student: good cause i haven't done my homework :D
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