So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.

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My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
Dear winter break, you are coming towards me so slowly. Please start running.
is looking at the four classes they has to take next semester asking themself WTF was they thinking!!
Dear sleep, oh how I miss you. We used to spend so much time together, but lately school has come between us. Till we meet again...
why is it that we can't talk about God in school but we have to learn about every other religion???
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land. Student: Frog. Teacher: Another example. Student: Another frog.
Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
Dear Teachers ,
"Mrs. I have to P. "Okay, John but sing the alphabet before you go." "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z!" Were is the P ?""Running down my leg."
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Teacher:stand up if u think your stupid. *one boy stands up* Teacher:so u think your stupid?
is coming down with something. I think it is dontwanttogotoschoolmonday! ;)
last day of freedom until we all go back to prison...
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
is playing the "Not Study" game. Anyone else want to join?
Boy asks teacher "can you get into trouble for something you havent done?" the teacher replies "no" the boy says "that's good then cus i aint done my homework"!
School Supplies= $50. Backpack= $20. School starting again & no more fighting siblings all summer long= PRICELESS!!!
Teacher:why don't you have a writing utensil? Student:its 7 am your lucky I'm even dressed

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