Facebook Statuses About School

So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.

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Facebook Statuses About School
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who ever created school must be mad cuz they would never fucking like it
What's the difference between Jail and School? Prisoners get better food than school kids do.
Teacher: Another example.
child: down my leg
SENIOR year needs two important things .. 1- quietu2665 2- some spaceu2665 and it's certainly *FACT* :)
Exams = Studying ~ Take the S T U away and you have Dying ~ Therefore ~ Studying = Preparing for death
Teachers say,"You are here to learn."
"You had all weekend to do that homework!" "sorry i have a life"
Love, (insert your name here)
Why is it when we were in kindergarten we wanted to play during nap time, but now we would rather sleep during classes?
Facebook Statuses About School
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Math use to be just 1+1=2 Now it's (4x+2y)(5x-9y)
practices day and night but when i go to school nobody ever gives a shit.
Screw this muggle school, I'm transferring to Hogwarts.
is wondering, "If we go to school to practise for life, and practise makes perfect, but no one is perfect, then what is the point in going to school?"
wonders why F's cant mean Fantastic in school
doesn't want to go to that shit-hole that some people call school !
*First day of school* "AHHHHH, I missed you guys!" *walks up to teacher* "Whens the last day of school?"
I fucking hate school!

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