So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.

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Life is like Math... Once you are done with one problem, there is another one under it :)
School
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Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land. Student: Frog. Teacher: Another example. Student: Another frog.
School
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Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)
School
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Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
School
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now knows what FINALS means- Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
School
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it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!
School
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wheres your homework ? at home , whats it doing there ? having more fun than me :/
School
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School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.
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Dear homework, I hate you.
School
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The difference between school & life is in school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
School
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When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"
School
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My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
School
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Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
School
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Why is it that during the school year you can't wait for summer, but during the summer you can't wait for school to start???
School
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Teachers call it cheating, but its not. It's teamwork ;)
School
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Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
School
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Don't complain about grading 150 essays! You assigned it!
School
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if teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets
School
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