Facebook Statuses About School

So much stuff goes on at school - both good and bad - that it is hardly surprising that Facebook statuses about school are extremely popular. If many of your online pals go to the same school, you can be sure that your gossipy school Facebook statuses will find a receptive audience. For more generalized school Facebook statuses, have a look at those we have on offer here.

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Facebook Statuses About School
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Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land. Student: Frog. Teacher: Another example. Student: Another frog.
Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)
it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!
Teacher says: Why are you late for school? Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
now knows what FINALS means- Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)
Don't complain about grading 150 essays! You assigned it!
The difference between school & life is in school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Facebook Statuses About School
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School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.
When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"
What does the word C L A S S really stand for [come late and start socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!:)
Fridays should happen more often.
school wt today school i am late for school shit o wait its 8:00am thank God
is pretty sure they liked homework better when it was called colouring.
Kids:then where is my pay check?


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