Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.
Teacher: Another example.
Student: Another frog.
Life is like Math... Once you are done with one problem, there is another one under it :)
Cough cough i think I'm sick! i have a disease called i'msickofschool-idus. cough cough i heard it's very common for kids my age. :)
it doesn't matter how early i go to bed, as long as I'm waking up early for school i WILL be tired!!
Teacher says: Why are you late for school?
Kid says: Well on my way to school I saw a sign it said slow down school ahead so I did. It's important to listen!
wheres your homework ? at home , whats it doing there ? having more fun than me :/
My teacher wrote us all a message saying,"Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I'm not stupid.'' From,Mr. Stupid
Why is it that during the school year you can't wait for summer, but during the summer you can't wait for school to start???
Teachers call it cheating, but its not. It's teamwork ;)
Hi ho hi ho its off to school we go! We hear the bell & run like hell, hi ho hi ho, it's off to school we go! We learn some junk and then we flunk, hi ho hi ho
if teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets
The difference between school & life is in school, you're taught a lesson & then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
now knows what FINALS means- Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit
Don't complain about grading 150 essays! You assigned it!
Dear homework, I hate you.
When you hear a teacher say "I'm this close to calling your mom" you just feel like saying "tell their i said hi"
What does the word C L A S S really stand for [come late and start socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!:)
Who ever came up with a 5 day school week should be shot in the foot!I vote for a 2 day school week and a 5 day weekend! Who's with me? :)