Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently, rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.

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well there you go, your the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-square,congratulations
Says police have found a body in the park. Beer belly, saggy tits, wrinkly ass and no underwear. Please friends just let me know your ok!!!
2 guys in a cue with a fat bitch in front of them, their fone starts beeping and 1 guy turns round to the other "RUN ITS FUCKING REVERSING"
I think I was robbed. I can't seem to find my "Give a Damn" button. Oh well, I have no use for it today anyway.
Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean i like you. It means I'm not rude.
"Whoa what is that" "Dude it's my dick" "It's a bit small" "Shut up ! It's just shy !!"
Don't worry about what people say about you. I mean, my shower saw me naked. Imagine what its telling the toaster?
As beautiful as you are, your still the bitch everyone knows.
thinks if god made the front of a womans body the council must have made the back, who else would put a shit hole next to a play area?
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fuck with me your in trouble, fuck with my friends im gonna beat the living piss outta you, fuck with my family...LMAO, nice knowin ya bitch!
it appears that through no fault of your own, your an ugly idiot!!
WTF?? did you mom feed you lead chips when u were a baby???
Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
big fish, little fish, card Bord box... big poo, little poo, push then PLOP! lol
You know what, stop assuming, cuz you know what that does? It pisses me off and juss makes you look like an ass.
This sexy bird looked at my beer belly and said "Is that carlsberg or tetleys? " I replied" "theres a tap underneath love if u wanna taste it!"
says "I might not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!"

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