Rude Facebook Statuses

Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently, rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.

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Teacher: Hey Whats your name Me: u know it Ur a teacher (teacher looks at the reading sheet) Teacher: Alyssa Me: No shit captain obvious
"because you fucking stink!"
It is what it is. Therefore It IS that I don't like you ;]
Oh! Here is your plate of I don't give a shit and crackers!
i had a call today and the woman said "hello I'm a penis calling form pen island how can we help you"
Woman goes to the docs and they says every time I open my legs I hear 'Glory, glory Man Utd'. Doc says dont worry a lot of cunts sing that!
Attention Pokers - Every time you poke me i get a message about it to my phone so i can poke back straight away! so poke all you want!..my phone vibrates ;)
only plays dirty when there's someone worth playing with ;)
says-Fat woman getting ready for fancy dress party tells hubby she has nothing to wear. He says "Pull your piss flaps over you head and go as a sugar puff!"
Don't you sometimes look at someone and think,their mom should have swallowed!
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"thepenisinmymouth".. Did you read the pen is in my mouth?.. like f*ck you did ;)
if a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes on a short prick,wot wld u put on a thick prick.....a man united top!!
People in this World think that they are so HIGH AND MIGHTY... Hopefully one day they
Don't you sometimes look at someone and think,their Mum should have swallowed!
Why is it people can talk behind yer back and put you down BUT, when they want something they are all Buddie Buddie..UGH..
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
Teacher:"James, why is your cat at school today?". James crying "I heard the postman tell mummy when the kids go to school I'm going to eat your pussy"
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!

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