Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently, rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.

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please be careful and don't choke on my name...i know you love it , you can't keep it out of your mouth
Wish Murder was legal...I'd have a yard full of bodies already!!!
You stupid cotton picking chicken plucker mother flucker grasshole.Your lucky my mom is around me.
A man & a woman are making a password for Facebook. The man types 'my penis' and the woman cracks up when an error pops up saying 'not long enough'.
would like to know if you would like a big warm glass of shut the fuck up ?!
the cops came to my house earlier, claiming that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I said "Piss off, my dog doesn't have a bike!".
my penis is like a helter skelter slide it costs me so i can use it and the ride is over in seconds lol
when i take a shit all i think of is u
who lives in a pineapple under the sea, sponge-bob square pants, who died in the ocean because of bp, sponge-bob square pants! Ha! how doe's B.P feel now LOL
Sometimes I pretend I give a crap but you wanna know a secret? I DON'T CARE WHAT SO EVER!
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lip locking body rocking willy sucking to much fucking hand thrusting lots of lusting, now your gagging, fancy shagging?
I'm such a fuckin' lady !!!
Why in the fuck did you do that ! You're going get me in deep crap ! :P
if a long condom goes on a long prick and a short condom goes on a short prick,wot wld u put on a thick prick.....a man united top!!
Don't you sometimes look at someone and think,their Mum should have swallowed!
Why is it people can talk behind yer back and put you down BUT, when they want something they are all Buddie Buddie..UGH..
it appears that through no fault of your own, your an ugly twat!!
Like like like like like!!! NO you commented you bitch!

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