Rude Facebook Statuses

Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently, rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.

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Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
Attention Pokers - Every time you poke me i get a message about it to my phone so i can poke back straight away! so poke all you want!..my phone vibrates ;)
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
"naught boy draws a penis on the black board. lady teacher rubs it off. next they draws a bigger 1 & says "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!"
Woman goes to the docs and they says every time I open my legs I hear 'Glory, glory Man Utd'. Doc says dont worry a lot of cunts sing that!
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!
"Whoa what is that" "Dude it's my dick" "It's a bit small" "Shut up ! It's just shy !!"
I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
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boy: how do u like your eggs in the morning
is thinking... man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails!
"thepenisinmymouth".. Did you read the pen is in my mouth?.. like f*ck you did ;)
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately they's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
"fuck no"says hubby"look what its done 2 your undies
Don't you sometimes look at someone and think,their mom should have swallowed!
lip locking body rocking willy sucking to much fucking hand thrusting lots of lusting, now your gagging, fancy shagging?
"because you fucking stink!"

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