Rude Facebook Statuses

Sadly, good manners are on the decline, especially in many internet arenas. Consequently, rude Facebook statuses are very prevalent on the world's most popular social media platform. Many people take the view that, if someone is rude to them, they should punch straight back with rude Facebook statuses. If this is your preferred approach, we have lots of rude Facebook statuses for you here.

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"thepenisinmymouth".. Did you read the pen is in my mouth?.. like f*ck you did ;)
Woman goes to the docs and they says every time I open my legs I hear 'Glory, glory Man Utd'. Doc says dont worry a lot of cunts sing that!
Attention Pokers - Every time you poke me i get a message about it to my phone so i can poke back straight away! so poke all you want!..my phone vibrates ;)
"naught boy draws a penis on the black board. lady teacher rubs it off. next they draws a bigger 1 & says "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!"
scientists have revealed todaay that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians ...........its called TRYDIXAGAIN
A man & a woman are making a password for Facebook. The man types 'my penis' and the woman cracks up when an error pops up saying 'not long enough'.
Roses are stupid, violets are silly, so grease up your flaps cos here comes my willy! haha
Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Bitch that ain't dancing that looks like an epileptic fit ;)
My whole life people have told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" Then they sit there and wonder why I'm so quiet!
Just because I nod and smile doesn't mean I'm listening or like you.
boy: how do u like your eggs in the morning
You stupid cotton picking chicken plucker mother flucker grasshole.Your lucky my mom is around me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it didn't make it across!
"Whoa what is that" "Dude it's my dick" "It's a bit small" "Shut up ! It's just shy !!"
I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.
Dear rude person, Your rudeness is not funny, witty, or cute. It shows off your lack of people skills. Grow up and get your head out of your rear end. Thanks!
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