Facebook Statuses About Rednecks

While it is true that rednecks tend to hold some pretty obnoxious views, they do say lots of funny things as well. Therefore, rednecks Facebook statuses are sure to amuse your Facebook pals and subscribers. If you post absurd rednecks Facebook statuses, you can expect some healthy activity levels in response. We have plenty of silly rednecks Facebook statuses available here.

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PickUp Drivin, Backroad Ridin, Camo Wearin, Bocephus Blarin, Country Lovin, Backwoods Muddin. Some girls don't like boys like that, Oh but some girls do :) <3
.I'm a Truck bed sittin, Bocephus Blarin, Buck Shootin, Camo wearin, Country boy lovin, Pure Country, Kinda Girl :) <3
You know your a Redneck when you think sitting on the porch watchin the bug zapper is entertainment.
Ya might be a redneck if you only keep catfish bigger than your 6 yr old kid! YEEHAW
Do u want to win a country girls heart, Well you pull up in a jacked up Chevy full of mud with Jason Aldean playing nice and loud on the radio.
is protected by a gun carring, mud ridin, camo wearin, skoal ring, boot wearin, southerin talkin, walmart shoppin, Budweiser drinkin, TRUE southern boy!
redneck word:I.D. sentence:i don't have any I.D. what your talking bout
you might be a redneck if every day people come to your house mistaking your having a yard sale
if you don't like what I say or how i say it then kiss my 4 wheelin, cornbread eaten ,honky tonkin,gun toting , countrified American ass .
you may be a red neck if you put a bath tub in your back yard and look at your kids and say look y'all we have a pool!!
redneck word of the day: mayonnaise
Bullshit stops when the tailgate drops
I can clean a gun, skin a deer, break a horse and bury my truck in the mud. Tell me, Princess...what can you do? You can't beat a redneck girl.
Country girls are like Bull riding .Ya look at one an say to yer self yeah I could ride er but I'd probably git hurt
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way someone is losing a trailer.
"Real girls play in the MUD!"
Boredom is dangerous...It usually ends with a statement like "Hey y'all, Watch this shit!" and "Ouch!"


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