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When you're feeling down, and when your feeling blue; just remember will always be there for you.
so what happens to someones fb if they die?! does it just go on without anyone knowing or with the announcement of their death does it get deleted?!
If you don't like my honesty then don't make me use it.
dont wanna deal w/lot of flibbity flab-mumbo jumbo-no gobbledy gook-do i still get all the dag nammit coverage?this thing is okey mcsmokey skidely mcdoo-diggity
OMG you lost 10lbs! well done that's about the equivalent of throwing a deckchair of the titanic!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE : Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : George!
I envy DA mo-foe who can sit on their ass pay no bills, live with there momma and has not a care in the world N get everything- while I bust my butt n get NADA
No matter how many times I tell you; no matter how many ways I try to show you. You just won't understand.
My kisses became sweeter.
sometimes i wish it was punch, not poke
I don't give a shit what you think
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Twinkle Twinkle little star and ABC have the same tune ...
My nipples are hard(: someone wanna poke them lol(:
It's not that I regret meeting you, I just regret not running you over with my car before saying hello.
HELP!! The magic leprechaun told me to go to the edge of the world where the purple hyena is holding the voices in my head hostage.
I am your forgotten dream, Broken and unseen.
Is in their bubble.. Invade the bubble at your own risk!! You just might get stabbed with a play- dough sword or painted to match the corners of the bubble.
Just looking for my place in this world, I wonder if it will get easier.


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