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is in the mood to tar and feather someone today
is really glad for all they has but dammit is frustrated with what is going on in their life right now. Yes, they is blessed but wants to be mad for awhile!
waking up under the coffee table clutching a bottle of jack with a new mow hawk and a weird tattoo priceless =)
I have OJBD (obsessive Jacob black disorder) and I'm proud or it!
Some girls are bitches, and others are the ones that have to put up with their shit!
if u cant say it to my face that doesnt mean i wont hear it from somebody else, say it to my face not behind my back. ull get more respect from me that way -_-
The pain of a hangover is just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
If a cat farts is that considered a queef? ; )
If you can raed tihs tehn you hvae a srtgnae mnid, Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
Then you'll always have what you've always got."
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"Don't ever give up a sure thing for a maybe, or might be, or a could be or even a possibility."
Things don't always work out how you plan them, but they DO work out how they are supposed to!
if i could re-arrange the a-z and put u - and i- together!<3
thinks its ironic when i click on a certain persons profile and it asks me if i would like to poke them,question is who hasn't poked their dirty whore...
Going crazy it's bad . .now you can look at people's faces when they just about call you crazy & they get this worried looked like your gonna murder them!! 3:)
I was falling and i was hoping you would catch me. But i guess i am still falling. You just refuse to catch me. So now I'm walking and not looking back! </3
Sometimes you have a bad day but remember there is someone who could be in a worse place than you,so just let it go..tomorrow is a brand new day!
if hates your occupation i got a full time job for you


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