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Going to bed.. Who's coming? ;) Can't blame a girl for trying!
If you could travel back in time and meet yourself as a 10 year old kid what advice would you want to give him/her?
OH CRAP! I have been left unsupervised again!! LOL ;) You have been warned:)
Wish one day that you would realize that the girl your looking for is me.I wish i was with you. I wish you needed me because I'll always be there.
blonds password was Goofy HueyLouieDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix their friend asked why their pass was so long and said it needs @ least 8 characters and a capital
Take my hand now. I want to spend my life with you, not waiting for you.
Because they're shellfish (aka selfish) get it?!
I'm Mr.stealYourgirl(:
wants people to know that contrary to what they think, their moral compass is not broken. It just happens to be pointing toward hell.
just drove by a house that had about 15 half deflated inflatable x-mas lawn Decorations. It looked like a drive by at the N pole and there were no survivors!
solve this: conniving+skanky+dirty+hoe+loose+whore+p u$$Y+used up+ate the F up+waste of space= my mans ex!
Did i mention i was bored? the batmobile! :)
Someone stole my coke, and it wasn't cola!
Love is a game, but if the prize is winning the heart of someone you love, then it's a game worth playing
Wants to call in sick , but I have 300,000 people on welfare to support.
Tis the season to be jolly, tra la la la la la la la la.. Sod the turkey where's the Vodie, tra la la la la la la la la
Anger doesn't even begin to describe what I'm feeling right now. Frustration?..Nah..Wanting to rip the soul out of the next person that walks by..?


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