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No matter how I wish it, the clock will never turn back...
My two most HATED words.."I PROMISE"..It doesn't mean $hit to me!
is tired, so very, very tired. It's all just too much to deal with. I don't want to do this anymore. I can't do this anymore. You win life, I give up...
My issue is not an issue, my sex drive is in fifth gear, your the one stuck in first.
is fighting the urge to sleep...just 5 more minutes on, I think sleep is winning, have a good night, or good morning to those starting their day :)
if you think the word 'family' means that you can be nasty, spiteful and manipulating and I will always forgive you, you have got another thing coming !!
boys are idiots.You tell them you like them and it fucks it up from there!!
Each day we make a decision whom we will serve, either God or this world. What a wonderful experience to be able to firmly assert that we will serve God.
If you love someone, show them. Words are only a whisper, actions speak in volumes. Love with your whole heart, it's not possible to love someone half the time.
The one you love, not the person that's simply have sex with you
Facebook Statuses About Relationships
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I'm stuck. and i cant get out. and i am hurting everywhere. but i don't want to get unstuck cause that would mean i stopped trying...
There are some serious flakes out there and I'm not talking about the snow!
OH! I FINALLY get it! The weirdly dressed people at Wal-mart are WIZARDS trying to pass as muggles! :)
aah. school, the place with teachers, homework, and DRAMA!!!
I got a 12 pack and a boat for my wife..awesome trade!
i willing to start talking to u again as soon as u get ur head outta ur ass..
Because I am your friend, I know how you feel. When you smile, I smile. When you cry, I cry together. When you drink, I drink more than you do.
I have a problem with people thinking the way I do things in my life is wrong. God lets everything happen for a reason, so if your judging me, your judging God.


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