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Confucius say... Man who have sex with woman on ground get piece (peace) on earth
Remember, nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
Cause the shit get wild y'all
There's always a little truth behind every 'just kidding,' a little emotion behind every 'I don't care,' and a little pain behind every 'It's okay.'
Maybe I didn't solve any of the world's problems today, but I did try to conduct my life in such a way that I didn't add to them.
1. The stone after the throw.
I don't regret things that I've done, I regret things that i should of done.
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." ~ George Bernard Shaw
we all have faults, but we must embrace them & accept them as part of us. It's what u do with that knowledge that makes u a better person
has found that people with "CLOSED" minds, seem to have their mouth "OPEN' a lot!
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Some people say the glass is half empty.
Sometimes it is better to not speak and listen, than it is to speak and not be heard.
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says good judgement comes from experience.Experience comes from bad judgement.
every day you choose, either to be grateful or to be disappointed. choose wisely, for it will affect not only you but those you come in contact with!!
I have things to do but if I do them then I will have nothing left to do and be bored, so if I don't do these things I will still have things to do. =)
Sometimes... what's left unsaid... speaks the loudest
This woman came up to me and exclaimed "you're drunk!" I turned around to face their and replied softly, "You're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning!"

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