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... just when I thought I had all the answers, some bastard went and changed all the questions.
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try to remember: Count your blessings, not your problems.
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Things aren't always going to be ok. Sometimes all you can do is just breathe deep, smile to yourself, and let everything unfold.
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I have learned in life that you can not find SOMEONE to fix you and heal you...You have to fix YOURSELF! ~Only then can you find true happiness~
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Charles Darwin said "It's not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It's the one that's the most adaptable to change."
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is thinking how people treat you is their karma---but how you react is yours! Always remember that!
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any second could be the second that changes your life
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the crap that happens in life is just fertilizer for a better future
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One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And they said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
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If you think you can't, you won't and not because you actually *can't* but because you've already convinced yourself you can't.
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Sometimes.. silence has the loudest voice.
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Life is not about trying to figure out what you want but understanding what you don't, so you can sit down and enjoy where you are.
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Karma is nature's energy saver! Don't waste your time getting even... let Karma take care of the problem!
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In order to be compassionate and understanding you must first be loving and open minded.
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Y'all got ta be careful about who you fuck with and who you don't fuck with
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Never regret anything that made you smile. S. A. Shinn
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Four things you can't recover:
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people's perception of things depends on their ability to absorb what you say..and most people will only hear what they want to hear.
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