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Everyday, I fight back the urge to text or call you. Telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would...
if there were visits to Heaven I would be first in line if it meant I got to see you one more time. I miss you more everyday, continue to rest in paradise.<3
Always tell their u love their <3 Tell their they looks beautiful <3 Kiss their on the forehead <3 Just hold their hand <3 And when you fall in love with their, Tell their.
Boys are like toys just because u sleep with it once doesn't mean its yours LOL :D
When the pain of holding on , outweighs the pain of letting go. Your comfort lies there.
Have you ever met the pavement up close? I can introduce you face-to-face real quick!
Perfection is in the eyes of the beholder, and I couldn't ask for a more perfect man. I am grateful everyday that I have you in my life, now and forever. <3
Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
thinks there's nothing better than being greeted by your puppy after a hard day at work.
Sticks and stones my break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down and show me how you like me. ;)
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stumbled across the 11th commandment today. "Thou shalt not be a douche bag" You're all going to hell.
With Friends, a different personality is formed.
If Jesus had come five minutes ago, where would you be? See John 14:3-6
Birdie birdie in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like soap and feels like spit, oh my God it's birdie shit!
Seriously -- can anyone tell me what the point of the poke button is??
There's still only one person who hasn't given up on me. God, thank you for loving me.
98% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber was getting attacked 2% of girls would say "FIGHT" post to your wall if your that 2%.
Monday Again? Weren't you here like a week ago?


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