The great thing about morning is that it's a brand new day and therefore full of possibilities. Morning Facebook statuses should be positive and uplifting. Trying to be miserable and gloomy is not the right way to go when drafting morning Facebook statuses. Anyone who hopes to generate activity on their Timeline with grumpy, ill-tempered morning Facebook statuses is set for abject failure.

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Facebook Statuses About Morning
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is awake! No bright eyes, no bushy tail. But I'm out of bed & my eyes are open...Now what?
Good morning. Start your day with a smile & lots of joy in your heart.Be positive that everything will be ok & full of happiness.Have a wonderful day 2 all.
Coffee+Cigarette=The best part of waking up.
good morning bitches
is not the Energizer bunny this morning.
Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith,
when I woke up this morning I thought, hrmmmm - COFFEE!! - my only productive thought so far today :)
is up and out of bed... my brain will join me later... that is if I had one, I lost it when I had kids! ( Jus' Sayin' )
Have a good morning!
okay, I need morning sex instantly; an eye rolling waken up n get naked coming soon one incredible moment of total loss of control, then I am in control again!
Facebook Statuses About Morning
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cofeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... Wheeeeeeeeee!
Each moment in a day, has its own value:
is awake and ready to wreck havoc on the unsuspecting of the world
Without me, my coffee is useless.
Today's crappy attitude is proudly sponsored by the alarm clock.
Now isn't that nice? Good Morning...
I drink this coffee so that you all may live
wakey wakey, Rise and shine, Drop ya cocks and pull up ya socks its breakfast time. LOL, Good Morning People hope yous have a great day. xxx

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