The great thing about morning is that it's a brand new day and therefore full of possibilities. Morning Facebook statuses should be positive and uplifting. Trying to be miserable and gloomy is not the right way to go when drafting morning Facebook statuses. Anyone who hopes to generate activity on their Timeline with grumpy, ill-tempered morning Facebook statuses is set for abject failure.

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Now isn't that nice? Good Morning...
I drink this coffee so that you all may live
wakey wakey, Rise and shine, Drop ya cocks and pull up ya socks its breakfast time. LOL, Good Morning People hope yous have a great day. xxx
didn't get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!
~ Morning is nature's way of saying: "Live life one more time, make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind and inspire one soul."
is up, not necessarily awake and honestly, too tired to give a shit.
is having trouble switching from dreamland to realityville this morning...
Every morning take a good look at yourself in the mirror and say " I am going to have a great day! Yes I can do it, and I will let nobody steal my joy!
Nothing like waking up with GOD by your side and COFFEE in your cup!! :~)
QUIZ time!! What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon growing up??
Facebook Statuses About Morning
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Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good!
I may be up, but I don't have to like it!
I think who ever put Good and Morning together, really needs a good bitch slapping
...says " Morning can kiss my ass. Do Not come back. You are done here and NOT wanted any more."
FACT: Coffee saves lives. Yes, you read that correctly. If it weren't for coffee, I'd have killed someone (several) by now. Therefore, coffee saves lives!
My alarm clock sounds like this, " mama! mama! mama, get up! mama! mommy! mama! " Only there is no snooze button!
GOOD Mornin'!! rise and shine.. get up and S..t..r..e..t..c..h... Now shake you boobs!!
is up and out of bed... my brain will join me later... that is if I had one, I lost it when I had kids!

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