Facebook Statuses About Morning

The great thing about morning is that it's a brand new day and therefore full of possibilities. Morning Facebook statuses should be positive and uplifting. Trying to be miserable and gloomy is not the right way to go when drafting morning Facebook statuses. Anyone who hopes to generate activity on their Timeline with grumpy, ill-tempered morning Facebook statuses is set for abject failure.

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Facebook Statuses About Morning
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Nothing like waking up with GOD by your side and COFFEE in your cup!! :~)
QUIZ time!! What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon growing up??
Awake, coffee, sunshine and another day off, aahhhhh, life is good!
I may be up, but I don't have to like it!
I think who ever put Good and Morning together, really needs a good bitch slapping
...says " Morning can kiss my ass. Do Not come back. You are done here and NOT wanted any more."
FACT: Coffee saves lives. Yes, you read that correctly. If it weren't for coffee, I'd have killed someone (several) by now. Therefore, coffee saves lives!
My alarm clock sounds like this, " mama! mama! mama, get up! mama! mommy! mama! " Only there is no snooze button!
GOOD Mornin'!! rise and shine.. get up and S..t..r..e..t..c..h... Now shake you boobs!!
is up and out of bed... my brain will join me later... that is if I had one, I lost it when I had kids!
Facebook Statuses About Morning
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is now having relationship with their coffee cup.
Each moment in a day, has its own value: Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, evening brings love and night brings rest Find them all today.
This mornings "peachiness" is brought to you by FOLGERS.. FOLGERS~KEEPING PARENTS HAPPY, AND FAMILIES SAFE SINCE 1850. ^_*
Think I'll wear a smile today.. :o)
OK- I'm up...now what!?
Goooooooooooooooooooddddddddd Mornin' Facebookians! :o)
I woke up this morning and saw a raccoon and a squirrel playing chess on my front porch. Now I know it's gonna be a crazy ass day.
is having one of those mornings where i feel like i have been hit by a truck, but the truck wasn't satisfied so it went in reverse and hit me again!


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