The great thing about morning is that it's a brand new day and therefore full of possibilities. Morning Facebook statuses should be positive and uplifting. Trying to be miserable and gloomy is not the right way to go when drafting morning Facebook statuses. Anyone who hopes to generate activity on their Timeline with grumpy, ill-tempered morning Facebook statuses is set for abject failure.

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Today's bad attitude is proudly sponsored by the husband!
Forget coffee.I'm brewing' me a pot of Percocet,Vicodin,Valium,Prozac,Vodka latte' ,with just a little dab of pseudoephedrine..Anyone want 1?
Morning is a wonderful blessing, either cloudy or sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start at what we call life. Have a good morning!
I'm awake. Coffee: check, Cigarette: check. You may approach now.
Women shouldn't always be expected to make the coffee the first thing each morning. As a matter of fact the Bible says, "Hebrews".
says, whoeva 1st put the words "good" & "morning" in the same sentence was obviously mentally unbalanced
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good morning friends.
says, good morning to everyone.. have a nice day and may God Bless Us All!
My motivation today is brought to you by Maxwell House. Good to the last drop or good 'til I drop...We shall see!
GOOD MORNING!!! OOPS, damn cap locks, I'm really not THAT cheery yet!
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"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anonymous
Good Morning All You Gorgeous People and hello to the ugly twats lol
Yours has a bad attitude this morning.
Night is usually for sleep and Morning is usually for you to be awake, so why is it do I feel like sleeping all morning and staying up all night..?
is awake. Just not fully with it - yet.. This may not change all day
just stepped outside, closed their eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped their coffee, perfect morning! What could go wrong? crap! forgot to put pants on!
is awake, that alone should scare you!!
Note to Self: Purchase new 'get-up-and-go.'

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