Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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Mom Facebook Statuses
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Dad: No butter for 2 wks.
I may look small & petite & weak, but I'm a Momma, mess with my kids & I'm 10 ft tall & bulletproof!
do you remember when your mom cursed you with the "I hope you have kids that act just like you one day!" now you realize what a great kid you must have been
I miss you Momma...when am I gonna stop reachin for
I know you're in heaven now Mom, singing with all your heart ~ I'm happy you're not suffering anymore, but I'm so sad we're apart ~ Tj Avery
*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^
ur truest best friend is ur mom..some people just have to realise it..have u told ur mom that u love their yet today? cuz you should everyday..I LOVE U MOM!!
To whom it may concern, Kids get ice cream trucks, Dads get "Snap On" trucks, think u could hook stressed out moms up with frozen margarita trucks?
Mom: No! Now go to Hell!
Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
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I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
Reasoning with a toddler is like nailing Jell-O to a tree...
Today would have been your birthday, but now it is just another day when I miss you more.
ur truest best friend is ur mom..some people just have to realize it..have u told ur mom that u love their yet today? cuz you should everyday..I LOVE U MOM!!
Girl: MOM! aren't you supposed to support me??
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My mom used to tell me that two wrongs don't make a right, but my teachers told me that two negatives make a positive. Guess who isn't helping me with math now.
thinks that no matter how old you are or how long they has been gone, there are some days you just want your mommy! I miss you mom!

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