Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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Mom Facebook Statuses
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Congratulate me! I have been named the Meanest Mom Ever! :D
Mom's don't have to wear lingerie or sexy clothes; the sexiest words we can speak are "the kids are asleep" and jackpot!
Son kills Honeybee.
Mom "whats wrong" Me " guys suck Mom "I told you all guys suck" Me "nice"
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy" WHAT! "hi!"
I had Lots of people in my life growing up who told me what to do and how to do it! i call them mom,dad,uncles,aunts and my dearest friends parents..THANK YOU!
A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous..full of beauty and forever beautiful..loving and caring and truly amazing. Mom did you read this???
"I love you." :D
...I Loved you from your first breath, I'll Love you till my last. <3
says, "My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive. It's obvious my mother failed math.
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has Decided that the Solution to Any Bad Day is to "HUG YOUR SON (s)" and Remember, Everything WILL Be OK As Long as You Have Them <3<3<3
Being a Mom is like being on house arrest...you cant go anywhere including the bathroom alone, and there's always someone asking what you are doing!
I know you're watching over me but I just want to hear your voice again! I really miss & love you!
"Mom, mom, mommy, mom, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy.. WHAT!.. hi!
I will NEVER hate my mom, no matter how many times they makes me mad. It's who they is, and it's what they's suppose to do!! LOVE YOU MOM!!
Dear God: Would you ask my Mom to call me. I really need to talk to their now.
If you think being a mom is a full time job, try being a working mom, it's like having two full time jobs, with halftime pay!
Giving birth doesn't make you a mom, it's the time, patience, and heart you give your children that gives you that title.

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