Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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Mom Facebook Statuses
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Happy Birthday Mum xx
to see you smile melts my heart... to feel your hug warms me up :) to receive your kiss shows your love... being a mom is worth every second i live!
I love you mom with all my heart and soul. You have and always will be my shinning light!
thinks if you want to be a mother, then act like one. If you don't then step aside and let someone else do it right. Stop messing up your kids!!
I'd rather be the mom who tries at everything . than the mom who doesn't
If I could go back I would say I love you one more time mom... I miss you.
<-- Missing my mom VERY much today!
My Mom and Dad Made Me. Who the hell are you to tell me what the hell to do? Yeah didn't think you'd reply asshole have a nice fucking day!!
if i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother xxxxx miss u mom xx
Good mom's let there kids lick the beaters...Great moms shut the beater off first.:)
Mom Facebook Statuses
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just wanted to say " I LOVE YOU" to the most important person in their life and that is my mum.
No one will ever compare to you in my eyes. Your the most perfect thing that God ever made. And I am proud to be your Mom!!!
Happy Birthday mom xx
Mom told me not to be a smart ass. I replied 'Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.' they made my ass smart.
do you believe in angels? i do its my mom.
The best sentence ever spoken- "I love you mom"
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!
Thoughts are on the person who carried me 9 months, kissed me, fed me, cared for me when I was sick and my dreams are their dreams. That's my MOM.


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