When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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ur truest best friend is ur mom..some people just have to realize it..have u told ur mom that u love their yet today? cuz you should everyday..I LOVE U MOM!!
My mom used to tell me that two wrongs don't make a right, but my teachers told me that two negatives make a positive. Guess who isn't helping me with math now.
thinks no matter how old you get, there are some times you just need your mama
that you're gone?
is the daughter to the most amazing mom ever...LOVE YOU MOM
Every time my mom says "Hey! Do your chores!" i simply say "OK where's my laptop?!"
Says I'm a leader, a fighter, and a survivor and my best accomplishments in this life call me MOM! :)
After becoming a mom, riding alone in your own car is a mini vacation!
If you think I'm crazy wait till you meet my Mom! :)
I may not always be the best mom, but I am a mom who always does my best.
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Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved. ~Erich Fromm
: There are people I'd take a bullet for and there are people I'd like to put a bullet in!
Congratulate me! I have been named the Meanest Mom Ever! :D
Son kills Honeybee.
Mom "whats wrong" Me " guys suck Mom "I told you all guys suck" Me "nice"
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy" WHAT! "hi!"
A daughter is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous..full of beauty and forever beautiful..loving and caring and truly amazing. Mom did you read this???
"I love you." :D

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