Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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Mom Facebook Statuses
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I wasn't ready to let you go
The Mother is the only Person that forget's to pray for herself because.. She's too busy praying for her children. I LOVE U AMI JAAN
"Mom, mama, mommy, ma, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mama, mom, mommy, ma, mama, mommy, mom, ma, mommy, mom, mama, mom, mommy, mom, ma, mommy" "WHAT?" "Hi"
Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
My mom must have been a strong woman who can take anything at any time...that's probably why my mom can take my sarcasm everyday XD I Love You Mom :) Hehe
do you remember when your mom cursed you with the "I hope you have kids that act just like you one day!" now you realize what a great kid you must have been
f i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother miss u mom
...I Loved you from your first breath, I'll Love you till my last. <3
Even though I'm all grown up and have my own family, I still need my mom...I love you mom..xoxox
After all these years, being almost grown...I still try to run and hide when I hear my full name yelled by mom.
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*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^ kid: -hits mom over the head with a baseball bat- What The Fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU!? mom: -unconscious-
is missing their Mom. The talks, the laughter, their sweet smile when I walked into the room. Cherish your moms, it's so hard when they are gone.
love you mom
The Mother is the only Person that forget's to pray for herself because.. She's too busy praying for her children. Adnan Ahmed
its fr lovely moms
I would rather be a poor stay at home mom than have the best of everything but never see my children. Some people need to rethink their priorities in life.
Knows your grown up when someone tell you "your just like your mom" and you take it as a complaint
You know you're a mom when "getting dressed to go out" translates to changing from sweats into jeans to get groceries and run errands.

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