When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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When all else fails, I call my Mom. they has all the answers!
Hopelessly addicted to my children's laughter, their sweet kisses, and unconditional love <3
is missing their Mom. The talks, the laughter, their sweet smile when I walked into the room. Cherish your moms, it's so hard when they are gone.
Kid: Mom... momma... mommy... mother... ma... momeeeee... MOMMY
"I know ur rly upset & sad, but plz dont let it show on ur face it makes me feel shity & i cant deal wit tht"-mom "gee thx for caring about my feelings mom"-kid
Your nasty, slutty, and a WHORE! But deep down your a little girl trying to fit into a WOMEN shoe but it wont happen cause you learned it from your mom!
I've tried and failed at many things in life but I will NEVER stop giving 100% at being the best mom I can be.
You can hurt me all you want but you hurt my child I turn into your worst enemy!
I am Mom-ready for anything 24/7, I take on the flu, homework,& bullies. I give advice, hugs, kisses,& money. I'm a cook, maid,& driver. Life's greatest honor!
mom, your a bitch, you scream, you shout, you cook, you clean, you tidy my room, you clean&iron my clothes.Honestly Could You Do Anymore For Me? Ty Iloveeyouu!
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Dad: No honey for 2 wks
I was always told that I'd have kids that act just like me...my kids are smart, beautiful, talented, creative, and love their friends...YAY ME :)
you know when you have a good mom when they lets you lick the sticks to the mixer but you know you have a great mom when the turns the mixer off before you lick
Son 2 Dad: Now wil u will their or shal I?
you know what true love is when you hold them for the first time and they look into your eyes for the first time and you tell them "I am your mommy"
I wasn't ready to let you go
Thoughts are on the person who carried me 9 months, kissed me, fed me, cared for me when I was sick and my dreams are their dreams. That's my MOM.
If you could not handle being a mom, you should have had sex with a dildo!

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