Mom Facebook Statuses

When parents belatedly take to Web 2.0, there is plenty of scope for amusement. Social networking platforms allow cruel teens to mock their parents in funny Facebook statuses about mom and dad. Mom Facebook statuses are arguably unfair, but it is generally all good fun. However, it might be wise to hide unkind mom Facebook statuses from your mother's Timeline, by sharing them only with selected Facebook pals.

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Mom Facebook Statuses
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...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click "like".
I have a MOM who makes me laugh, wiped my tears, hugged me tight, watched me succeed, saw me fail, cheered me on and kept me strong! I <3 you mom! <3 <3 <3 <3
...My mother is an angel who loves unconditionally. If your mother is an angel click''like''.
Do I work? 24 hours a day I'm a MOM.I am a cook, a cleaner, a parent, a teacher, a referee, a nanny, a nurse, a handyman, a maid. Now tell me your job is harder
thinks that no matter how old you are or how long they has been gone, there are some days you just want your mommy! I miss you mom!
I get up every morning and I get shit done as a mother, wife and employee. I don't BITCH about it, I do it cause I want it done my way - all day.
Today would have been your birthday, but now it is just another day when I miss you more.
its amazing how you can feel bad as if your life was falling apart..then you hear your mother's voice and everything suddenly seems FINE :)
the mother is the only person that forget's to pray for herself because she's too busy praying for her children. Adnan Ahmed
Children will and do grow up. Everything that I have given up to be with them is worth it all. You must sacrifice your wants and needs to have the memories.
Mom Facebook Statuses
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The Mother is the only Person that forget's to pray for herself because.. She's too busy praying for her children. I LOVE U AMI JAAN
"Mom, mama, mommy, ma, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mama, mom, mommy, ma, mama, mommy, mom, ma, mommy, mom, mama, mom, mommy, mom, ma, mommy" "WHAT?" "Hi"
My mom must have been a strong woman who can take anything at any time...that's probably why my mom can take my sarcasm everyday XD I Love You Mom :) Hehe
do you remember when your mom cursed you with the "I hope you have kids that act just like you one day!" now you realize what a great kid you must have been
f i could have a single wish and never have another, it would be to have one hour and spend it with my mother miss u mom
Even though I'm all grown up and have my own family, I still need my mom...I love you mom..xoxox
After all these years, being almost grown...I still try to run and hide when I hear my full name yelled by mom.
*mom*: Aw... I have Beiber fever ^//^ kid: -hits mom over the head with a baseball bat- What The Fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU!? mom: -unconscious-

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