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Men are like toilets, The good ones are always engaged, and the not so good ones seem to always be full of shit :/
never put a man before ur best friend, cos men wil come and go but if ur lucky enough to have a good best friend ul have their for life :)
Its funny how i was only born with one asshole but somehow I've ended up with two! lol
Men are idiots.
What's my clock?
Has a feeling this time is different and that it might be worth it..
What I really, truly want Is a man who realizes all the damage that has been done, and actually wants to fix everything the others have ruined.
The fairy tails got it backwards. The last time i kissed a prince they turned into a frog!
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off~Smart creature :))
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
Facebook Statuses About Men
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likes their coffee like their men.... strong, sweet, and very hot!!
GUY: "bros before hoes." GIRL: "chicks before dicks."
I love my men like my cars~Strong and built like horses!
When the toilet seat is up, a man can piss with deadly accuracy. When someone leaves the seat down, a man pisses like an epileptic at a disco!
Why is it a woman can tell a man exactly how she's feeling yet he still stands there looking
is an idiot wrapped in a moron.
All the good men are either married, gay, or stuck with some bitch they can't get rid of. O_o
is still waiting for their knight in shining armour on a white horse to rescue their, knowing their luck they will get a twat in tin foil on a donkey!

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