Facebook Statuses About Men

If you are something of a feminist, it is almost certain that Facebook statuses about men doing bad things will be a good way to make your views known and let off steam. Facebook statuses about men and their actions also get the message across to any misogynists stalking your Timeline. A variety of Facebook statuses concerning men and their ways can be found on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Men
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Men are like paper plates..disposable, reusable, and ALWAYS replaceable
I mean shit they bought you things and gave you diamond rings
is going to a land where they will be rich, the men are all handsome gentlemen and the food is calorie-free! Yes, Dreamland! goodnight! xxx
why do men complain about women nagging them? It can all be solved... DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!
To most of the MALE population, if your WOMAN seems CRANKY and NOT OVERLY LOVING, it's probably because they is TIRED of being LAST on your LIST of PRIORITIES.
what classic fairy tales have taught us: talking to animals doesn't make you crazy, guys dig ya when you are sleeping, and shoes truly can change your life.
How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER !!!
Have you ever noticed how the words "We need to talk" can cause a man to go from a smile to a look of pure panic and confusion in just a few seconds? lol!
a new postage stamp shaped like a clitoris was introduced yesterday but it's not selling well cos only 5% of men know how 2 lick it properly!
I've always had a fantasy of having 2 men at the same time - 1 cooking 1 cleaning!
Facebook Statuses About Men
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says men were brought on earth to annoy women...the mission was a success
Why do men say they will take care of you and love you, but then they go messing around behind your back? JERKS!!
Pssssst. Hey ive got a secret to share and some of you may not like it, but im gonna share it anyway. Im sorry to say but.MEN SUCK! oh wait, that wasnt a secret
the day I understand men will be the day I give up wine. What a relief that's never going to happen.
Translating male speak. "I can't find it" actually means, since it did not just fall into my outstretched hands i have no clue where it could be.
I'm a guy so I have the right to cum to show off
I'm not a doormat to be walked on, or a kid to play games with, and I`m not an object to use and set aside - if you think I am, you can go fuck yourself!!
Men are assholes- but at least some of them are easier on the eyes!

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