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Posting facebook statuses will make more people follow your timeline on Facebook. We have a lot of funny facebook statuses, quotes about life, love sayings and much more for you to choose from. If you want to give more emotion to your facebook statuses you can always get them as a picture and post on your page in just one click. If you really like a particular quote remember to vote for it so it will appear together with our most popular facebook statuses. Also visit frequently as our site is constantly updated.


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Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.
If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I've never been so mad that I pee'd myself.
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
If I was the guy that made Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas and he washed my mouth out with soap.
I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an “I Heart Murder” t-shirt before I’d pick up a call from a blocked number.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
Funny Facebook Statuses
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My alarm clock stopped working, so I'll be setting the microwave for 8 hours while I sleep on the kitchen floor.
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
Hangovers are nature's way of grounding you as an adult.
Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
Do you, take Ted the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
If I could get a firm grip on reality...I'd probably choke it.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it's not their own.

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