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Posting facebook statuses will make more people follow your timeline on Facebook. We have a lot of funny facebook statuses, quotes about life, love sayings and much more for you to choose from. If you want to give more emotion to your facebook statuses you can always get them as a picture and post on your page in just one click. If you really like a particular quote remember to vote for it so it will appear together with our most popular facebook statuses. Also visit frequently as our site is constantly updated.

Facebook Statuses For Singles
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" notice, we will be removing all warning labels and watching the idiots become extinct! muahahahaha!"
the dumb blonde cause the other two don't exist.
We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.
luv me w/out me w/out wondering.luv me w.out restrictions.want me w/out demand.accept me how i am.
"There are three ingredients to happiness: something to love, something to do, and something to hope for." - unknown
hates the saying "I know how you feel:(" cause no one knows how you feel... ever
thought i worked my butt off, looked back, it's still there.
Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are! One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said!!
Hey Monday!! \/take That!!! \h250p\h041s\h2510(\h25q5\h203s\h25q5) \h250p\h041s\h2510 Paddy found out his wife was having an affair, so decided 2 kill her and himself..He puts the gun to his head, looks at wife and says "don't laugh your next" !
HELP!! i lost my teddy bear will u sleep with me please
Heartbreak Facebook Statuses
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If Cinderella's glass shoe fits perfectly, I wonder why it fell off in the first place?! =))
its amazing how hands so small can hold my whole heart <3
Edward Cullen brings a whole new meaning to the saying "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend"
You are my sunshine, My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know dear How much I love you.So please don't take, My sunshine away.
Justin Bieber spends $1500 a month on their hair! TOLD YA they WAS A GIRL!
if you hate when someone breathes down your neck,then LIKE!
I could tell you to go fuck yourself in a way that would make you will feel like a virgin!
Sitting in an oven doesn't make you a biscuit... neither does going to church automatically make you a christian.


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