Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Kids
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apparently the word "no" to my kids means cry, have a fit, and ask again over and over!
I swear, I'm gonna find that bottle of
Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers Twat!
being a mom is hard... being a good mom is harder... being a good single mom is the hardest..
Shhh..I'm hiding from my children! ;)
thinks isn't it funny how your child can make u feel stressed all day then u look at them asleep and realize you love them more than anything in the world xxx
Kids are not just a part of life, they ARE life. They bring joy, happiness, smiles, and love into a person's life.
Why do kids have ears if they don't intend on using them to listen!
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap as a child!
Mommy ,mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, WHAT!!! I Love You!!!
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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Kids are like drugs...they ruin your body, burn your brain cells, are expensive and addictive... But the high is unlike anything else :)
Cleaned their house. No really, I did. Come look, but be warned, by the time you get here, the kids will have messed it up again.
Hes running around my house destroying it
Have you ever watched your child sleeping so peacefully, reached out and stroked their hair... and made sure they didn't have devil horns? ;)
A real step-parent doesn't call their step-kids "step children". They call them "my kids" and treat them as they would treat their own!!
Never go to bed without kissing your kids goodnight. Even if they are sleeping, pull the covers up to their chins and kiss them with love.
why is it when you want your child to listen they doesn't but when you don't want them to hear something they is listening to every word?
If they put box tops on cases of beer, our kids would win computers for the whole school!


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