Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Kids
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A mother's vacation: Sitting in the bathroom with the door locked eating an ice cream cone.
It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
You can spend time worrying that u don't have enough money to give your kids the best but that time is better spent showing your kids love costs nothing :)
Sex is always an option,Children should never be one!
You know you're a Mom when you refer to the bathroom as "The Potty" even when you are talking to adults.
You know you are old when you are so excited the kids went to sleep, so you can to, even though it is only 8:30.
HELP! My house is being ambushed, They look like demons and they are trashing the place Oh No Wait Hang on Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
never make your children second best, they're the most important things in your life and remember never let them forget that tell them u love them everyday
Don't you just love it when you look at your child and say "i love you" and they look back with a big smile on their face, "I love you too, Mommy" <3
says.. my children are the best thing that ever happened to me and i wouldn't exchange them for the world..
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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Proverbs 13:24
The first time my kids are able to drive, I will ride in the back seat. Then I will kick the shit out of the back of their seat.
My daughter is the light of my life!
My child's new name is "I'm going to count to 3!"
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of love.
wonders when their kids will realise.. WE'VE been there, done that, invented it, and know what your thinking... SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
You will never understand true love, pain, worry, determination, or any other real emotion until a child you love has entered your life in one way or another.
I'm changing my name, from now on I am not "mommy" my name is "shit" and i dare you to say it!!


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