Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Kids
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If I could gift my kids anything in the whole world, I would gift them a lifetime supply of happiness!
Has realized that when they asks their son to do something... they is really just telling themself out loud what they will end up doing.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
I'm so proud of myself today, I didn't sell my child on EBay, I didn't lock their in the closet, no duct tape was used AND I made to 5 before I started drinking!
You don't deserve to be a mother you pill popping whore!!! Your child deserves a normal life where they can learn to talk finally!!!
"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
Ur children should always come first over ANY man/women in your life. If they don't you don't deserve children
has been blessed with healthy, happy children, the love of a good man, and really good friends. What more can I ask for?
a smile, hug, kiss, & "I love you!" from my kids makes the day perfect!
Why do some fathers have kids with women then wen the kids are born they decide.OMG i am not ready for a family! then just go!? .yea cheers idiot!
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, tell them "God is crying." And if they ask why God is crying, tell them "probably because of something you did"
Why is it that kids don't eat what you put in front of them, but as soon as you get something to eat, they want what you have?
Definition of True Love: Having tiny arms wrap around you and say "I love you." A Child's love is pure, honest, and true. Can't get any better than that!
says, "Be thankful when your children are small and they are stepping on your toes. Someday they will be stepping on your heart"
my kids' happiness comes before mine. I'd give up anything for them, for they are my world, life, heart, and soul. Without them i am nothing
the worst pain in your life is not labour pains, it watching you child in pain and not being able to make it go away.
said "if these kids don't shut up I'm throwing them out the fuckin window Nd taping a 100.00 sign on DA window for each one I'm going crazy over here fuck"
To a parent, it's not 'is the glass half full or half empty'; it's "WHO'S BEEN DRINKING OUT OF MY GLASS AND WHY ARE THERE FLOATERS IN IT!"


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