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its amazing how hands so small can hold my whole heart <3
Watching a child as they sing, dance and laugh. Noticing how everything is fun and interesting and an adventure. Then I ask myself "When did I stop dancing?"
Kids these days need less computers, phones, and video games and more grammar and spelling lessons...
anyone got some xtra patience they can spare?? Cuz I'm running low!!!
Grand Children are Gods gift for growing older,
"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent." Sam Levenson
says: hug your kids! While you still can... one day they will turn around and say " muuuuuuum stop embarrassing me!"
There's a new allergy out there so be cautious. It's called "allergic to listening" and I think my kids caught it! Symptoms are: Ignoring every word you say...
My kids translate "no" as "ask again"
A mother's vacation: Sitting in the bathroom with the door locked eating an ice cream cone.
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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It doesn't matter how old my children are they will always be my babies :)
You can spend time worrying that u don't have enough money to give your kids the best but that time is better spent showing your kids love costs nothing :)
Sex is always an option,Children should never be one!
You know you're a Mom when you refer to the bathroom as "The Potty" even when you are talking to adults.
You know you are old when you are so excited the kids went to sleep, so you can to, even though it is only 8:30.
HELP! My house is being ambushed, They look like demons and they are trashing the place Oh No Wait Hang on Oh, it's just my kids! ;-p
never make your children second best, they're the most important things in your life and remember never let them forget that tell them u love them everyday
Don't you just love it when you look at your child and say "i love you" and they look back with a big smile on their face, "I love you too, Mommy" <3

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