Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Kids
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Real parents will do everything they can to help their kids, to always be there for them, and show them that real love doesn't come from materialistic things.
has vowed to never look back on my life and ask "what if?" because any path that doesn't include my kids just doesn't make any sense. <3
It's priceless when your kids say "I Love You" just out of the blue
when i kiss my son goodnight i realize hes the best achievement in my life x love u baby boy x
says being greeted with a "Hi Mommy" and a big hug can make a bad day melt away.
I'm so proud of myself today, I didn't sell my child on EBay, I didn't lock their in the closet, no duct tape was used AND I made to 5 before I started drinking!
has not done a lot in my life to be proud of..but my kids are definitely one of them..xx
Kids today have got it easy, spoiled rotten! They wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 80's
Put that back! Can't imagine why people would think kids could cause stress!
never make your children second best, they're the most important things in your life
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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Life of a mom:"STOP! Don't hit them! DON"T bite the dog! Why are you licking the floor? Dog toys do NOT belong in the fridge! Sit down! Whose crying now?? SHHH!"
To people who visit my home and complain about the way my kids behave... they live here, you don't! If you don't like it leave, I'll gladly show you the door!
HAS officially found her Prince Charming Hes running around my house destroying it But i wouldn't trade him for anything MOMMY LOVES HER HANDSOME PRINCE
no matter how bad things can get, a hug from your child makes everything seem all better. And if everything is great, a hug from your child makes it PERFECT!
wishes some people realised parenting is 24/7 not just when it's convenient, once you have kids, they come first. ALWAYS!
is so glad I have a daughter, now I have some where to live when I'm older!!
I'm off to bed to dream of a world that is perfect! And then to be woken up by my alarm clock that sounds like this: "mommy, mommy, mommy, MOMMY!"


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