Facebook Statuses About Kids

Children do the funniest things, don't they? In fact, a lot of the things kids do and say on a day by day basis should be made into Facebook statuses about kids! If you have kids of your own, you already have a ready-made source of kids Facebook statuses. Alternatively, we have a large number of funny Facebook statuses about kids here on this website.

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Facebook Statuses About Kids
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Sometimes a simple hug makes everything a lot better especially when the hug comes from your child
wants to know why children will walk past their Dad, through the entire house to find Mom in the bathroom to ask their a question their Dad could answer
Why do kids have the ability to make you want to smack them and in the same 30 seconds smile at you and melt your heart?!
My #1 priority in life are my children! My happiness or love for someone will always be important but NEVER more important than my children!
I finally know the meaning of "because I said so."
says that when I get one of those "mom" headaches, I follow the instructions on the pain-reliever bottle: "Take two and keep away from children"
has vowed to never look back on my life and ask "what if?" because any path that doesn't include my kids just doesn't make any sense. <3
Life of a mom:"STOP! Don't hit them! DON"T bite the dog! Why are you licking the floor? Dog toys do NOT belong in the fridge! Sit down! Whose crying now?? SHHH!"
To people who visit my home and complain about the way my kids behave... they live here, you don't! If you don't like it leave, I'll gladly show you the door!
Facebook Statuses About Kids
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lil sis: look its a bubble me -pops bubble- me: you know what that was? lil sis: no what? me: YOUR DREAMS AND AMBITIONS!...... lil sis: oh... okay...?
HAS officially found her Prince Charming
thinks the words "I love you" are amazing , but even better when "Mum" is in front of them <3
I've been called alot of things in my life. But none affected me as much as the first time I was called "mommy".
- IDA CORWIN in Mildred Pierce (1945)
Think you get your way much well not to much longer because Im taking over.
grown up statues for children
Why is it the older you get the more your kids think they no longer need to be respectful to their parents?


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