Insulting Facebook Statuses

It is fair to say that insults are very common on the internet. More or less everyone has to deal with them, but one way of responding to Facebook statuses containing insults is to reply in like fashion. In other words, post insults Facebook statuses right back! Some say that you don't win an argument with insults, but being insulted certainly demands a response – with insults Facebook statuses.

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Insulting Facebook Statuses
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I may be a Bitch, but you have a little penis! Have a great day!
For You To Insult Me, I Must First Value Your Opinion
: Cops are looking for a missing person with messed up teeth, bad hair and an ugly retarded face. I'm worried.. Call me if your OK!
says "When you're having a bad day remember - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the mouth"
It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to "Grow up" they must know that's the ultimate insult coming from them!
Some people are an insult to stupidity.
just thinking?? Who does a whore call when they wants to call out of work??? Those of you with personal experience may answer below...LoL
I like standing beside you cause it makes me look so tough.
Now I know why you are such a dick. Because you are what you eat.
says.....the sun can kiss the moon goodbye, a flower can kiss a butterfly, wine can kiss a frosted glass and you my friend can kiss my ass
Insulting Facebook Statuses
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Next year the government are going to start killing all mentally challenged people. I thought of you and started to cry. Run my little retard, run
The short bus just pulled up. Yeah b!tch that means your ride is here, get your crayons and helmet and get the fu@k outta here.
i like u so much I'm gonna send u to a wonderful place called unconscious land
regardless of how you feel about will still wake up every morning as a douchebag. i say this with the utmost love and respect.
Bitch your so fake you make Barbie look real! Have a Great Day!
Looks like it's time to whip out my handy dandy Bitch-Be-Gone spray
Today's definition of a Douche bag: People who are so arrogant that they cannot take responsibility for their own actions and use others as scapegoats.
DAMN!!! You weren't hit with the ugly stick...You were hit with the entire frigging tree! Did it hurt?


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