Insulting Facebook Statuses

It is fair to say that insults are very common on the internet. More or less everyone has to deal with them, but one way of responding to Facebook statuses containing insults is to reply in like fashion. In other words, post insults Facebook statuses right back! Some say that you don't win an argument with insults, but being insulted certainly demands a response – with insults Facebook statuses.

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Insulting Facebook Statuses
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Beware the disease Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. May be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.
There is no cure for backstabbing hypocrite son of a bitch that pretend to be your friend but you will found out his/her true color in the end.
If i offend you in any way, please let me know so i can do it again!
looks like the good lord got your face and ass mixed up
One sperm says to another,"Let's see what happens if we let the slow one win!". That might explain a lot about you.
I hate having to put up with your shit when I get into trouble for serving my own, yeah you know who you are, your the one who breathes my air! just wait bitch!
you laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're an asshole.
shut up slut the only test you can pass is the pregnancy one.
u callin' me ugly when you know damn well you look like E.T with a mother fuckin yeast infection
Some People think they need a ladder to Climb up to the Pedistal.Thrown they think they Sit on. Here is A STEP-STOOL..don't Hurt yourself on the Way Up ! Get Real !
Insulting Facebook Statuses
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If i punch you in the face, will pork chops fall out of your ass?
Says "I'm going 2 buy u a condom 2 put on Ur head... cause if Ur going 2 act like a dick u may as well dress like one!!!
I may be a Bitch, but you have a little penis! Have a great day!
For You To Insult Me, I Must First Value Your Opinion
says "When you're having a bad day remember - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and smack the asshole in the mouth"
: Cops are looking for a missing person with messed up teeth, bad hair and an ugly retarded face. I'm worried.. Call me if your OK!
It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to "Grow up" they must know that's the ultimate insult coming from them!
Some people are an insult to stupidity.


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